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Just stumbled out of bed and saw

shinyopals's post with this link:

Buy Uranium Ore on Amazon

The comments!

"I have to admit, I've tried many different power sources for my orbiting satellite death beam, and nothing does it like good old U-238..."

*cracks up*

ETA: O.M.G. The "Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought" Section! O_O

ETA2: Land Cruiser Tank!

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Why? who?what?

the best part was the advert for groceries down the side like uranium is found in the local supermarket!

I don't see any grocery ads (maybe it's a different logged in user thing), but that "Why? Who? What?" was going on in my mind as well. :D

(Until I realized that it's really a tiny quantity for educational purposes and so on. But still amusing.)

it was on the big comments page when you click to see them all. I also got a giggle out of 'used and new'- like anyone would want used uranium ore *giggles*

Oh, over there! Ha!

A land cruiser/tank!! (http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_t)

The comments on that one too!

mwahahaha... i know when i go to war in my tank my weapons are SLINGSHOT FLYING MONKEYS!!!

Excellent!

When mixed with Tuscan whole milk I gained the power to control deceased woodland creatures. I am now in the process of raising an army of undead wombats to overthrow the government from deep within my volcanic lair. Soon you all will bow down before the wombat king!

*dies*

From reading the other reviews about gaining super powers and running high profile world domination weaponry I thought I'd try a can to enhance my own powers.

All I can offer is one bit of advice. Do not put down your pants!

0.o

Who needs Enzyte when you have Uranium Ore? All natural and it's a lifetime supply. *snort*

And I refuse to comment on the "Customers also bought" thing. Heh.

Who needs Enzyte when you have Uranium Ore? All natural and it's a lifetime supply. *snort*

MWAH!

And I refuse to comment on the "Customers also bought" thing. Heh.

That's...scary.

*iz ded*

I bought this a couple of weeks ago, and was excited when it arrived.

It doesn't taste at all like I expected, however, and I would not recommend this as a snack. This product would have received a much lower score, but now I glow a little in my extremities, which makes my girlfriend giggle.

4 out of 5, unless your girlfriend/wife isn't into glowing extremities. I recommend washing it down with plenty of alcohol.

AHAHAHA.

*adds to Christmas list*

Bwahahaha!!

Ah, my morning is never complete without such a post. :D ~~Now, where's the picspam... not of the uranium ore?~~

Heh heh heh.

OMG.

I bought a can of this about 4.5 billion years ago, give or take a few million years, but when I went to use it today I noticed only half of it was still in the can. I swear I put the lid on tight.

I snorted. My husband had to come see what I was laughing at and I think he found it funnier than we did, and that's saying something.

Now, I'm trying to figure out the correlation between uranium ore and mouse traps and ... other things that I did not know were sold on Amazon.

I snorted. My husband had to come see what I was laughing at and I think he found it funnier than we did, and that's saying something.

Ha! :D

Now, I'm trying to figure out the correlation between uranium ore and mouse traps and ... other things that I did not know were sold on Amazon.

Hmmm. I don't think I even want to go there...

You Americans scare me. Really you do.

Bwah!

O.O

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh, I need to geek this out to my f-list!!!

*is entertained*

BWAHAHAHAHA!

My son wanted Play Doh for his birthday but unfortunately Toys 'R' Us was sold out of it. I figured this would be the next best thing. He absolutely LOVES it and told me he wishes he had a third hand because its so much fun! I told him maybe his kids would have better luck.

AWESOME.

Isn't it? :D

LOL COMMENTS!

Brilliant! You can get EVERYTHING on the Internet these days! :D

So funny!

:D

I've seen the tank before, hence why I only linked to the uranium!

I'd not seen either - too too funny!

OMG, I just laughed for about five minutes solid.

*off to show this to everyone I know*

It's just too good not to share! :D

Sooo, it you buy the uranium ore that means you're a pervert and will ultimately get creative with anal douches...

Kinda makes you think...

But I don't WANT to think...!

I always ask for my ransom in kittens.

Don't we all?

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