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Nancy Drew games are varying levels of fun. Like the last one I played - the Secret of the Scarlet Hand was fun to me and involved lots of stuff to poke at, including the world's most awesome museum concept of visitors being able to access different parts of the public part of the museum by quizzes and key cards and such.

The Ghost Dogs of Moon Lake, on the other hand, is a bit dull. And so I need to supplement it to keep myself entertained. The first Joe line is actually from the game. Then my mind wanders.

Joe: Mmmmm. Sandwich. It's either roast beef or old turkey. Don't know. Don't care.

Frank: *facepalm* We are totally not from the same gene pool.

Nancy: Awww. I've got one of those myself.

Frank: What the hell do you see in Ned anyway, if you don't mind me asking?

Nancy: He's pretty.

Frank: *pouts* I'm pretty.

Nancy: But very inconvenient. Don't worry. I'm sure I'll come to my senses...probably after college. Again, convenience and all. Wanna plan to hook up after then and start a mystery-solving boyfriend-girlfriend team?

Joe: *stops eating mystery sandwich* But what about me, Frank?

Frank: Quiet, you.

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*snickers madly* That would so totally be hot. Siiiigh.

Wouldn't it?

*falls over laughing*

Oh, Nancy and Frank. Seriously, I want to make out with that guy's voice actor. He just kind of... SOUNDS hot.

*thwacks Nancy* Ned is annoying! Dump him! Obviously, he and Joe need to go out and date. Because then they can be lunkheads TOGETHER.

*smooshes Nancy and Frank*

Seriously. I have never understood the appeal of Ned (even at six, I knew his provincial "omg, you're a girl, you need saving!" crap was obnoxious.), and even less so, when there's FRANK HARDY right there, being adorable.

Of course, it's also because Hello, partner kink.

(And Joe is sort of adorable, if only because he's so obsessed with Iola and her clones)

Yeah. Partner kink. Between people who aren't idiots. (Seriously, Ned had HOW MANY term papers while his girlfriend was getting beat up? JEEZ.)

And no, no! Joe is adorable and totally sweet. And his crush on Bess is cavity-inducing, but then, he and Bess are Of A Mind on a lot of things. And who's Iola?

FRANK HARDY. NANCY DREW. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Iola Morton was Joe's girlfriend. *blinks* She was a redhead and died in a car bomb when the Hardys went 90's and Black Ops.

Callie Shaw is Frank's girlfriend, but she's the female version of Ned. So, really, if we sic Ned on Callie....

Awwww! Iola! *sadface* Poor Joe. We should introduce him to Martha.

And hrm. I've always kind of wondered if Callie and Ned had their own support group there. And what WOULD happen if, y'know, after talking about the last nearly deadly case Frank and Nancy dragged them into over coffee, they went out for a drink and then one thing lead to another and there was an AFFAIR and they both dumped Nancy and Frank and Nancy and Frank had to CONSOLE each other.

With naked Twister.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

I'd be consoled if Frank Hardy played naked Twister with me.

"Right hand red," Frank said, aware that he was a little too drunk for this sort of thing. Also, as soon as he stretched over to put his hand on a red dot, he was way too close to Nancy. He could smell her hair and her skin and the vodka they'd been drinking, and the combination was nice and going to his head--

"Frank, you're--"

Nancy didn't get to finish her sentence before Frank over-balanced and took them both down. She was laughing, though, as she rolled beneath him.

It was the laughter that did him in.

Or maybe the naked skin brushing against his--Frank wasn't going to analyze it, then. He was just going to kiss the lovely, laughing young woman beneath him until he was breathless.

Or she kneed him for taking liberties. Whichever came first.

*falls over laughing* Either way, he gets a few minutes of naked pretty girl. OH, LYSSIE.

*squishes them*

Yeah. The naked part is something he was resolutely trying VERY HARD not to think about. He kinda failed, there.

He is a straight male. He's allowed. *pats him*

(Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!)

Bwahahahaha!

She was a redhead and died in a car bomb when the Hardys went 90's and Black Ops.

O_O

Seriously, I want to make out with that guy's voice actor. He just kind of... SOUNDS hot.

Watch - he's probably some 60-year-old or something... :D

I'm okay with that. It's not like I'll ever meet him or SEE him anyway... Sigh.

Oh, have surfaced from the game to declare that Hannah and Mr. Drew totally have something going.

Um, HI, DUH.

You know he doesn't keep the woman around just for her lemon bars.

*giggle* If

medie is not already on your f-list? She should be. She's writing Nancy/Frank for Nanowrimo. ;-)

Awwwww!

Curse you, you got me playing Nancy Drew games! I'm playing the legend of the Crystal Skulls and I keep cheating so I'm not having that much fun. I've decided to stop and actually figure out the puzzles for myself.

Though cheating does make things easy...

I definitely prefer the ones I don't have to cheat on - the ones that are more intuitive. But there are a few where you've looked at everything and are still "um, what the *hell* do I do now?"

Well this is only the second one I've played. It's kind of fun but also a bit annoying. You get to a point where you say. I have no clue what the hell to do. But I've found a middle road. Only cheat when you have no idea about what to do.

Yeah, that's what I do as well. I still hate doing it though.