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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2008-05-16 03:13 pm
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Me: [knockknockknock] Hellooooooooo? Anyone?

Ten: [pokes nose out the door and blinks]

Me: OH, THANK GOD. I thought you were completely gone.

Ten: And you are...?

Me: Your lady and mistress, considering you are merely a manifestation of my inner creative writing muse-ish...ness. Dammit. See? You're not working. Okay, you and Rose? Outside. RIGHT NOW.

Ten: Pass, thanks.

Me: Um...can I come in then?

Ten: Pass, thanks.

Me: Well, can I at least write about what the two of you are doing in there? [tries to peer around him]

Ten: [blocks] Sorry. It's personal.

Rose: YAHTZEE!

Me: [raises eyebrow]

Rose: Your turn, Doctor!

Me: [facepalms] My muses are playing Yahtzee. No wonder I'm not getting anything done. Is it at least strip Yahtzee?

Ten: [also raises an eyebrow] What a strange thing to say.

Me: Some sort of fun bet then, maybe?

Ten: Nope. We just love Yahtzee. Well, 'love' is a strong word for it. Enjoy is more like it. 'Like?' Would 'like' be better? Yes. Yes, it would. Can anyone actually love Yatzee? Maybe the people who make it. Ooh, would they really love it, or simply love the money it makes them? A ponder for the ages.

Me: Sorry. Zoned out there for a sec. So, any fun plans after you're done with Yahtzee? Maybe I could write about that.

Ten: Loads of fun! Tea and reading in the library!

Me: Ooh! With snuggling?

Ten: No, sorry. We tried that once, but it's too hard to balance books that way. Yes, quiet reading across the room from each other is the only way to go!

Me: [SIGHS]

[identity profile] janetmaca.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. I'm sorry your muses are being smart-alecky witches but lol

[identity profile] janetmaca.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
you should take away the dice and make them go hunt bad guys.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't even get inside!

[identity profile] janetmaca.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Rigggggght..... right, right, right, right, right, right, right. *worries lip* You know Ten is really scrawny, you could probably knock him flying out of your way if you run at him. Or get someone to distract him and slip inside.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, they're locked inside now, presumably reading and drinking tea. Hopefully in the same room, but you never know.

[identity profile] janetmaca.livejournal.com 2008-05-17 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, maybe they're giggling like little schoolgirls over something completely insane... or maybe the Doctor discovered fanfiction.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-05-17 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be a scary, scary day.

[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yatzee? I have never heard of this strange thing! XD

Yes, quiet reading across the room from each other is the only way to go!

Can you ask Rose how she gets any reading done when she's sitting across from someone as pretty as that? XD

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yatzee? I have never heard of this strange thing! XD

It's a broccoli-based game from the NubNub Galaxy. Space broccoli, of course.

Can you ask Rose how she gets any reading done when she's sitting across from someone as pretty as that? XD

You could try asking her, but she's probably busy toasting a piece of white bread.

[identity profile] shadowkitten87.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You could try asking her, but she's probably busy toasting a piece of white bread.

lmao.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Which may or may not be getting some butter.

[identity profile] honorh.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
So Yahtzee is the new Parcheesi, eh? *winks in knowing manner*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Um...yes! It's sad, because Parcheesi was the new Candyland.

[identity profile] principia-coh.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ten and Rose? Strip Jenga, I'd wager. ;D

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
With my Ten and Rose muses at the moment, it might start out as strip Jenga, but the Doctor would quickly forget about the stripping part and would work out calculations to get 500 pieces to balance on top of one piece. And Rose would wander off.

[identity profile] irishlullaby.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm... Ten and Rose playing board games... isn't 'playing board games' a euthanism for something kinky?? ;)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You would think so, but in this case no. No, they're just being incredibly, incredibly boring.

[identity profile] irishlullaby.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
meebe Rose is just having her tiems of da months???

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, completely unrelated, but I suddenly REALLY would have like to have seen the Master having to go buy tampons for Lucy. Becuase it would have been BRILLIANT.

[identity profile] irishlullaby.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL I'd love to see you do a spam for THAT!! XD

[identity profile] irishlullaby.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucy: Here's the shopping list. don't forget they like it when you kiss babies...

Master: :: nods; looks over list; looks up in horror :: You want me to get what?! :: Lucy give pointed look :: Can I at least get evil ones?

Lucy: All tampons are created evil.

Master: Hmm... alright. :: goes out to do the shopping ::

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
BWAH!

hahahahaha!

[identity profile] cloudydaise.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD.

XDDDDD

Best image ever.

Re: hahahahaha!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you IMAGINE?

[identity profile] honorh.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I loved [livejournal.com profile] commodoresexual's "Bliss" series for its sort of "Happy Domestic Hell" feel, and I think a scene like that would fit in perfectly.

Master: (looking nauseous) Don't they make pills for this sort of thing?
Lucy: You're the one who insisted we didn't need birth control. "Time Lords are so much more evolved than humans! I can control my own fertility!"
Master: Yes, but this bleeding thing you do is so . . . icky.
Lucy: (unbelieving) Let me get this straight: you rattle on and on about "drowning this miserable planet in blood and entrails," but my period makes you queasy? What kind of a psychopath are you?

[identity profile] irishlullaby.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
:: hands the WINZ cookie over to you :: That one is so much better than my Master!Dr.Evil idea up above...

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

We *seriously* needed more domestic insanity of the Master and Lucy. :D

[identity profile] nicachick007.livejournal.com 2008-05-17 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They WOULD play Yahtzee.

And you should write about it ANYWAY.
Edited 2008-05-17 18:49 (UTC)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-05-17 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
But...it's just so BORING.

[identity profile] nicachick007.livejournal.com 2008-05-17 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Says you! I freaking LOVE Yahtzee. And besides, Ten and Rose can make ANYTHING entertaining.