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I passed no less than 5 people on the freeway doing this. Big surprise that they were all driving SUVs.
Okay look you self-important nutjobs, there are four, count them *four* other lanes on the freeway - a couple of them waaaaay off to the right are even going as slow as you are. Now I know you have that mental halo on your head thinking that no one *needs* to drive any faster than you when you're going that slow in the fast lane (forcing lines of cars to try and pass you on the right), but try and tear your eyes off your golden glow for a sec 'cause I have a tiny little request to make.
MOVE YOUR BIG FAT ASS OVER!
Okay look you self-important nutjobs, there are four, count them *four* other lanes on the freeway - a couple of them waaaaay off to the right are even going as slow as you are. Now I know you have that mental halo on your head thinking that no one *needs* to drive any faster than you when you're going that slow in the fast lane (forcing lines of cars to try and pass you on the right), but try and tear your eyes off your golden glow for a sec 'cause I have a tiny little request to make.
MOVE YOUR BIG FAT ASS OVER!