Die!
Die, fluffy fic! Die! Back to hell from whence you came!
*pounds a stake through its heart*
*realizes it's actually its crotch*
*moves stake up and tries again*
I can't do this! I can't! I can't I can't I can't! *stomps* 95% of the time I write the ending first. This has no ending - nowhere to go *to*.
DIE!
ETA - Yes, I'm really going to kill it. I really didn't care for what I had down so far - it wasn't sweet or even funny. It was just kind of...there. No wonder I couldn't think of an ending. Well, I'll save it for scrap. Times like these I really wish I could write linearly.
EETA -
poohmusings just requested a "moment of silence for the fluff fic with a hole in its crotch." Bless.
EEETA - Well dang. You could take that Karen statement a couple of different ways. Huh. Well, either or - it's still dead.
*pounds a stake through its heart*
*realizes it's actually its crotch*
*moves stake up and tries again*
I can't do this! I can't! I can't I can't I can't! *stomps* 95% of the time I write the ending first. This has no ending - nowhere to go *to*.
DIE!
ETA - Yes, I'm really going to kill it. I really didn't care for what I had down so far - it wasn't sweet or even funny. It was just kind of...there. No wonder I couldn't think of an ending. Well, I'll save it for scrap. Times like these I really wish I could write linearly.
EETA -
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EEETA - Well dang. You could take that Karen statement a couple of different ways. Huh. Well, either or - it's still dead.