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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2008-11-09 11:02 am
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Fic: Brr

Title: Brr
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] goldy_dollar and [livejournal.com profile] mrv3000
Pairing: Ten II/Rose
Rating: PG
Summary: The Doctor and Rose wake up to no heat.

A/N: We're both pretty sure this is dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] shinyopals, but we can't remember why. Also, we think it might be dedicated to moose everywhere.



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The Doctor woke up to the extremes of hot and cold. Rose was currently a few centimeters way from lying completely on top of him, but his nose was cold. The former was not totally unusual, but the latter... Why was his nose this cold?

He started to move to investigate.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you," Rose's voice said to his chest. "Power's out and so the heat's out."

"Oh so that's why I've grown a Rose-shaped appendage."

"Brr," she responded without looking.

"Does this happen often?"

"Not very often. Could have something to do with the heavy snow. I could call to find out but..." Rose trailed off.

"But?

She finally looked at him with a helpless sort of look. One he wasn't used to seeing on her. "Brr."

"Oh come on, Rose! You've been on ice planets and ice moons and even been to Scotland! A little cold never hurt--" He flung open the blankets, the shock of the cold slamming into him, and quickly flung them back. "Brr!"

"Yeah. Did I mention it's cold?"

"That's...that's... I'm pretty sure the bedroom is colder than Scotland! A moose could live here!"

"And you let the cold in!" Rose accused, attempting to burrow underneath him. She stopped. "Oh. Bugger."

"What?" The Doctor shifted so that her knee was no longer under his backside.

"I really have to pee now."

"I suppose it had to happen eventually."

Rose groaned and that helpless look returned.

"So I probably shouldn't do anything like, I don't know, tickle you, eh?"

"Only if you want to be in a wet bed. Right. Okay. I can do this. It's just right over there. Quick go, quick come back. No problem, yeah? Yeah."

"Rose? If you don't make it, I'll rename the bed in your honour."

"It had a name before?"

"Well, I've always--

"NO TIME!"

Rose shot out from the bed and raced to the bathroom.

"OH MY GOD, IT'S SO COLD!"

"Quite comfortable on my end, thanks."

"AHHHH!! THIS IS FREEZING! I'M GOING TO GET FROSTBITE ON MY ARSE!"

The Doctor was busy being amused when sudden banging on the bedroom door nearly made him jump out of his skin.

"OI!" Jackie called through the door. "THE POWER'S OUT AROUND HERE, YOU WANT TO GO TO BREAKFAST? OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY WITH THE KINKY SEX?"

The Doctor sputtered. "NOT...! NO! WHAT? JACKIE! HOW DO YOU HAVE A KEY?! OOOF!" he finished as Rose slammed into him and once again attempted to burrow underneath him. Although this time he wasn't sure if it was totally for the warmth.

She also had very cold feet. He winced, not entirely certain he liked being used as a human blanket. "Rose," he hissed. "Your mum's here."

"I noticed," she said, voice muffled from underneath the blankets.

He dropped his voice. "Actually, sex would be a good way to raise the, um... the temperature. You know, scientifically speaking."

Rose's head popped up from under the blankets. She looked interested. "Scientifically speaking?"

The Doctor nodded seriously.

Jackie pounded on the door again. "OI, YOU TWO. I'M NOT STANDING HERE ALL DAY."

"Just hold on one second!" Rose said. She leaned in closer to him, "We've got to get rid of her."

"Good plan."

"THAT'S IT. I'M COMING IN."

"What?" said the Doctor helplessly. He sent Rose his best 'do-something-now-please' look.

"NO!" Rose shouted. The banging on the door stopped. Rose hesitated and then seemed to make a decision. "THE DOCTOR'S FEELING POORLY, MUM. REALLY POORLY. STUFF'S COMING OUT OF BOTH ENDS!"

The Doctor stared at her, feeling betrayed. "There is not."

There was a moment of silence. For one horrible second, the Doctor thought that Jackie might barge in anyway. Then she said, "I knew all that nonsense about being an alien and never getting ill was all made up."

"It's true," the Doctor said indignantly, but Rose slapped her hand over his mouth, shaking her head warningly.

"Guess it'll just be me and Tony, then," said Jackie. "Wouldn't want the Doctor getting the rest of us ill."

"NOPE!" Rose called back. "Wouldn't want that! See you later, then!"

They both held their breath, waiting for Jackie to knock again, but there was only silence. Rose collapsed down against him, "I think I've just aged ten years." Then she shivered. "Brr."

The Doctor poked Rose in the side. "We've got that science experiment to conduct."

Rose’s lips curved into a smile against his collarbone. Then she lifted her head, leaning forward – and her mobile phone rang. The Doctor groaned, and Rose climbed over him, fumbling to reach the mobile.

"Hello?" She quickly pulled the covers back up around them, but it didn't do much. The cold had found its way in. The Doctor flopped back, and stared at the ceiling as Rose said, "Oh... oh, that makes sense. Yeah. We'll be there soon."

She flicked her mobile shut, and without looking at her, the Doctor said, "Aliens?"

"Yup."

"And we--"

"Yeah."

He flung one arm over his eyes. "Don't you have a flunky you can order to take care of it?"

"It's new technology they’ve never seen before. I reckon we'll need the sonic screwdriver for this one." She paused. "I could always tell them what I told Mum..."

The Doctor shot up. "No, no need for that. Let's go." He flung back the covers. "GEYAH!"

He and Rose both grabbed for each other. Sharing body heat. Brilliant plan.

"We run," said Rose. "That sounds good, yeah? Running?"

"Oh, yes," said the Doctor. "On the count of three we'll let go of each other. One, two-THREE!"

They jumped up from the bed, bulky clothes put in on record time, and a few moments later were nearing the car.

"Oh, I knew it!" Jackie's voice called out.

The Doctor skidded at the surprise and flailed into the car door with a thunk. "Oof! Yeah, pretty sure it's my turn for aging ten years. Congratulations, Jackie. Rose and I have both aged a decade just this morning. Quite a feat that's normally reserved for mad scientists and megalomaniacs."

Jackie stood with her arms crossed, a determined look on her face.

"Uh, Mum? By any chance... There's no threatening alien technology, is there?"

"No," Jackie replied.

"No," Rose parroted. "And we're going to breakfast with you, aren't we?"

"Yeah."

"Yeah."

Rose came around to the Doctor and tucked her arm through his. "Welcome to my life."

"Come along, then," Jackie yelled to them. "I'm starving!"

The Doctor saluted and then smiled to Rose. "It's a bit colder and there's more of Jackie than what I expected, but...I'm glad to be here."

"Yeah?" she asked with a smile of her own. "Even though it's a bit mad?"

"More fun that way. Bring on breakfast!"

[identity profile] roseredathena.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee!! Perfect winter story!!

[identity profile] reve-silencieux.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
*snuggles in new plush blanket that I just bought* Brrrr! Now I'M cold!

But heee! It's so much fun seeing the Doctor get used to human stuff. And of course come up with science experiments to counteract it. ;-)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
:D Thanks!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
*snuggles in new plush blanket that I just bought* Brrrr! Now I'M cold!

*snickers*

But heee! It's so much fun seeing the Doctor get used to human stuff. And of course come up with science experiments to counteract it. ;-)

I'd be a very important study! ;)

[identity profile] principia-coh.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
All will be forgiven when Jackie introduces him to pannekoeken.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. Something tells me that the Doctor would approve of all things pancake-ish. :D

[identity profile] principia-coh.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Especially ones that violate the "never eat anything bigger than your head" rule. Hee!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
TOTALLY. :D

[identity profile] helygen.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that's just too cute for words!

[identity profile] morrighangw.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Heee!!! Kinky sex, eh? *snickers*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
:) Thanks!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Those recreational mathematics-types are a strange lot. ;D

[identity profile] morrighangw.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO

[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
:D

HEE.

*SQUISHES YOU BOTH*

Jackie is far too smart sometimes! XD Although I think if I were Rose or the Doctor I'd be looking to move out before breakfast was even finished.

Also: KINKY SCIENTIFIC SEX. :D

Of course, to be properly scientific, the Doctor would need to take readings of the temperature before, after and during. There could be GRAPHS. :D

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-11-10 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
*SQUISHES YOU BOTH*

And do you notice? There was a moose! Well, a mention of one at least.

Jackie is far too smart sometimes! XD Although I think if I were Rose or the Doctor I'd be looking to move out before breakfast was even finished.

Something tells me Jackie would track them down. Just look at her at the end of S4. They're stuck with her, I think. :D

Also: KINKY SCIENTIFIC SEX. :D

Of course, to be properly scientific, the Doctor would need to take readings of the temperature before, after and during. There could be GRAPHS. :D


Oh man. There would be graphs. :D

[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2008-11-10 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, I did indeed notice the moose mention! XD

Something tells me Jackie would track them down. Just look at her at the end of S4. They're stuck with her, I think. :D

I'm now picturing them both clawing at the door of the first spaceship to land anywhere near Earth and desperately trying to hitchhike! XD

Oh man. There would be graphs. :D

The Doctor would present them all to Rose with a commentary. "And between six and twelve minutes in, your body temperature increases rapidly. If you look at the differential of the line, you can see the increase in temperature is slowed down towards the end, however. And by minute fifteen..."
At which point Rose would do something to shut him up. ANYTHING, I suspect.

*Is the sort of person who would totally draw graphs if she had the data*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-11-10 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm now picturing them both clawing at the door of the first spaceship to land anywhere near Earth and desperately trying to hitchhike! XD

*SNORTS*

At which point Rose would do something to shut him up. ANYTHING, I suspect.

Of course this could backfire on him if she'd decide to go take a bath and lock the door. :D

*Is the sort of person who would totally draw graphs if she had the data*

The number of times someone's been grumpy when the Doctor and Jackie have been in the same room.

[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2008-11-10 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Of course this could backfire on him if she'd decide to go take a bath and lock the door. :D

Rose: I'M NAKED AND YOU CAN'T SEE!
Doctor: *SULKS*
Rose: *Settles down with a book smugly*

The number of times someone's been grumpy when the Doctor and Jackie have been in the same room.

XD Don't tempt me.

I sort of want to graph the times they touch. Like, do a pie chart for each companion of reasons to handhold - running away from danger, running towards danger, because they want to, because they are total goofs, that sort of thing. Maybe next time I rewatch the series I need to do so with a note pad to do some data collection.
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[identity profile] starlightmoonla.livejournal.com 2008-11-10 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! Love this story with the very very cold weather!! :D

Very cute and great job! :D

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-11-10 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Rose: I'M NAKED AND YOU CAN'T SEE!
Doctor: *SULKS*
Rose: *Settles down with a book smugly*


BWAH!

I sort of want to graph the times they touch. Like, do a pie chart for each companion of reasons to handhold - running away from danger, running towards danger, because they want to, because they are total goofs, that sort of thing. Maybe next time I rewatch the series I need to do so with a note pad to do some data collection.

I would give you the title of Queen of Obsession. Which has got to be motivation!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-11-10 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! :)

[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2008-11-10 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
HEH. I do kind of want to. I'm just currently not really having the time for an epic rewatch! University is taking up so much of it!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-11-10 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Save it for winter break then. When it's as cold as a polar bear's butt outside anyway.

[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2008-11-10 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
*Nods* My sister and I usually do EPIC 10-12 EPISODE PER DAY REWATCH around about Christmas time. Last year we did three series in about four days. Including Christmas Day itself.

[identity profile] orelle-peredhil.livejournal.com 2008-11-10 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
*cracks up* Oh, awesome. Rose's line about getting frostbite in unmentionable places made me howl. XD Brilliant!

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