Michelle's Journal

I've written some more Star Wars fic, this time for The Mandalorian. There are now two fics that are part of a series: Jedi Adoption for Dummies. Series Summary: Force ghosts Obi-Wan and Anakin really want Din to adopt Grogu. Too bad they're going about it in the worst way possible. (Spoilers for Chapters 13 and 14.)

Title: Your Jedi is in Another Castle
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27826180
Category: Gen/Crack/Humor
Rating: General Audiences
Words: 1260

Ahsoka has a chat with Force ghosts Anakin and Obi-Wan at the end of Chapter 13: The Jedi.

"So was I mystical enough?" she called out.

The ghostly image of her former Master materialized, along with his smirk. "Oh yeah. Complete load of enigmatic bantha shit."

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Title: The Jedi is a Lie
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27941498
Category: Gen/Crack/Humor
Rating: General Audiences
Words: 1578

The continuing adventures of a couple of Force Ghosts who just want Din to be a dad.

"Hey Ezra!" Anakin shouted at the sky. "Now would have been a great time for a surprise-but-totally-predictable Jedi!"

Obi-Wan rubbed his forehead in spite of the fact that he no longer got headaches. It definitely seemed like he should be getting a headache.

Anakin paced around the stone with the Mandalorian. "Ezra could have appeared, all billowing cape and dramatic gaze. And given a really impressive speech too! 'Din Djarin. You have been deemed Worthy by the Force. This is mainly because you're convenient and available, but you're also a pretty decent guy in spite of some really weird Mandalorian beliefs. Although let's face it, all Mandalorian beliefs are weird.'" Anakin gestured towards the unaware man. "'For example, your helmet stance is...let’s go with 'quirky.' Anyway, enjoy having a child, won't you?'"

It's very short, but it's actual writing! Which means I can now put a check mark in the 2014 column. :D

The Gatekeeper (on AO3)
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Rating: Gen (John/Mary, but it's not the subject)
WARNING: Spoilers for The Sign of Three (3x02)
Beta: beck_liz YAY!
Type: Humor and fluff. *points to icon*

Summary: Sherlock fancies himself the guardian of a party.

Title: Cosmic Joke
Pairing: TenII/Rose
Rating: PG
Word Count: 880+
Beta: shinyopals
Summary: The Doctor's not laughing after an unfortunate run-in with Jackie.

A/N: I finally got a plot bunny (if a very wee one) after some comments a couple of days ago...

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Title: Typical
Authors: goldy_dollar and mrv3000
Beta: beck_liz
Pairing: TenII/Rose
Rating: PG

A/N: I think this fic started when Frances said "I want fluff!" And so there was fluff. :D

( Rose's shoes squished as she let herself into the flat. She was completely soaked, had no idea where the Doctor was, and had the feeling she just got engaged. )

Title: Otters!
Pairing: Ten II/Rose
Rating: G
Summary: Wherein there are otters.

A/N: This is unbetaed comment fic for carnivalofsquee, which I had to put here since it exceeded the 4300 character comment limit. The prompt was "otters, otters, otters!"

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Title: Hairy Legs...and Other Parts
Authors: goldy_dollar and mrv3000
Pairing: Fourteen/Rose
Rating: PG
Summary: Some things are revealed when the Doctor and Rose spend some time locked up.

A/N: For shinyopals who forever wants more people to write Fourteen/Rose. (Fourteen is a slightly skewed Ten II and based off the concept of jesidres's fic One Last Time.) Thanks to beck_liz for betaing!

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Title: Welcome to Weirdsville
Pairing: Ten II/Rose
Rating: PG
Warnings: Pregnancy!fic
Summary: With a half-alien becoming a father, things are bound to get a bit weird for Rose. Short crackfic.

A/N: Thank you to shinyopals for betaing!

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Title: Seen and Not Definitely Heard
Authors: goldy_dollar and mrv3000
Pairing: Ten II/Rose
Rating: PG (for kissing and spitballs)
Summary: The Doctor is sidelined by Jackie during a Torchwood fundraiser.

A/N: Thanks to shinyopals for betaing and pointing out our complete lack of Britishness!

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I've been clearing out my "drafts" folder today, and wanted to get rid of a few things. These are starts of fics that I know I'll never finish, and so fic amnesty time! They're all Doctor/Rose. (As if I've written anything else in the last couple of years.) Nothing over a PG rating.

( The start of a 'Rose meets Jenny' fic. (Written before Journey's End aired.) )


( The start of a 'Nine drops in on Ten and Rose' fic. )


( The start of a 'the Doctor broods about Rose at Martha's engagement party' fic. (Written pre-JE.) )


( The start of some crack about the Doctor and Rose's bet from Tooth & Claw )

This is why I never ever ever post WIPs - they never get finished. This is also unfinished, but since I wrote the bulk of it back in 2003, it just won't get finished. aj just reminded me of it, and I don't think I've ever archived it on my journal.

Title: Untitled SG-1 Fic With Dinosaurs
Fandom: SG-1
Rating: PG
Genre: PARODY

A/N: Originally written for a fic challenge by hya

( Unfortunately, with all the amber waving and reactor disarming, Sam failed to hear the 40-foot dinosaur sneak up behind them. And Daniel? Well, Daniel and strategic observation were never really on the same page. )