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This is the result of it being the week of Christmas and I've already mentally checked out of...everything.
Rose: Doctor. Dooooctoooooor. Time to get a Christmas tree!
Doctor: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jackie: Get a move on, Rose! All the good trees will be gone! As will all the bananas since this is another universe and bananas are really big at Christmas.
Rose: Don't you think I know that?
Doctor: [suddenly is dreaming about big bananas]
Rose: Doctor, if you don't get up right now, I'm letting you do all the shopping with my Mum. WITHOUT ME.
Doctor: BE GONE, EVIL BANANA!!! Hold on, that was the dream. BE GONE, SHOPPING WITH JACKIE!!!
Rose: Erm...wow. He sprinted out in his jim-jams.
Jackie: This is the part where I'm offended, right?
Rose: Doctor? Can you put on some clothes before we go tree shopping? Please?
Doctor: NO TIME! ALONE-TIME WITH JACKIE IS AT STAKE.
Jackie: OH PUT ON SOME TROUSERS YOU DAFT DAFT MAN!
Doctor: SO IT BEGINS!
Rose: Right. Doctor? Can we start over? Start over without freaking out? Let's go get a tree, with clothes, and no chance of you and my Mum spending any time by yourselves. I mean together. You know what I mean.
Doctor: Oh cheers for that!
Doctor: Lovely day to get a Christmas tree. Ooh, can't wait for that tree smell.
Rose: Note to self, NEVER threaten my Mum to him again. NEVER.
Doctor: Rose, I think I've found our tree.
Rose: Heee. I like having a joint tree.
Doctor: Me too.
Doctor: It's that one.
Rose: The one that's 3 stories high?
Doctor: Isn't it brilliant?
Rose: Yeah, any thoughts how to get it into our place?
Doctor: I suppose it is a bit big.
Rose: Just a touch.
Doctor: Thank goodness for Time Lord technology.
Rose: Oh, the whole bigger-on-the-inside thing?
Doctor: Not exactly. This is the Fir Tree Reducer of Rassilon.
Rose: In that case, I love it.
Doctor: Just remind me to get rid of it in a week or else it'll spring back to full size.
Rose: Of course it will.
Rose: Doctor. Dooooctoooooor. Time to get a Christmas tree!
Doctor: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jackie: Get a move on, Rose! All the good trees will be gone! As will all the bananas since this is another universe and bananas are really big at Christmas.
Rose: Don't you think I know that?
Doctor: [suddenly is dreaming about big bananas]
Rose: Doctor, if you don't get up right now, I'm letting you do all the shopping with my Mum. WITHOUT ME.
Doctor: BE GONE, EVIL BANANA!!! Hold on, that was the dream. BE GONE, SHOPPING WITH JACKIE!!!
Rose: Erm...wow. He sprinted out in his jim-jams.
Jackie: This is the part where I'm offended, right?
Rose: Doctor? Can you put on some clothes before we go tree shopping? Please?
Doctor: NO TIME! ALONE-TIME WITH JACKIE IS AT STAKE.
Jackie: OH PUT ON SOME TROUSERS YOU DAFT DAFT MAN!
Doctor: SO IT BEGINS!
Rose: Right. Doctor? Can we start over? Start over without freaking out? Let's go get a tree, with clothes, and no chance of you and my Mum spending any time by yourselves. I mean together. You know what I mean.
Doctor: Oh cheers for that!
Doctor: Lovely day to get a Christmas tree. Ooh, can't wait for that tree smell.
Rose: Note to self, NEVER threaten my Mum to him again. NEVER.
Doctor: Rose, I think I've found our tree.
Rose: Heee. I like having a joint tree.
Doctor: Me too.
Doctor: It's that one.
Rose: The one that's 3 stories high?
Doctor: Isn't it brilliant?
Rose: Yeah, any thoughts how to get it into our place?
Doctor: I suppose it is a bit big.
Rose: Just a touch.
Doctor: Thank goodness for Time Lord technology.
Rose: Oh, the whole bigger-on-the-inside thing?
Doctor: Not exactly. This is the Fir Tree Reducer of Rassilon.
Rose: In that case, I love it.
Doctor: Just remind me to get rid of it in a week or else it'll spring back to full size.
Rose: Of course it will.
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Thank you.
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Love.
*headdesk* I'm so articulate! ;)
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Thanks. :)
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(Hmmm. I have no Jackie icons. I might have to fix that.)
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LOVE! :D
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That is just too cute. why didn't the Doctor and Rose get an advert like the one Torchwood did with the tree and the presents and all? a mini ep? 5 mts in the alt!verse at christmas? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
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:D
That is just too cute. why didn't the Doctor and Rose get an advert like the one Torchwood did with the tree and the presents and all? a mini ep? 5 mts in the alt!verse at christmas? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Torchwood did what now with a tree?
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http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b305/huddyhippo3/dailymirrortorchwoodxmassmaller.jpg
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b305/huddyhippo3/dailymirrortorchwoodxmassmaller02.jpg
couldnt find the real one, just pieces
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SO IT BEGINS! Bwah! He would so not have any problem going shopping is his jimjams to avoid Jackie-time.
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It could well be like his hand. Anything gets messed out of place, it's not witchcraft, it's TIME LORD.
SO IT BEGINS! Bwah! He would so not have any problem going shopping is his jimjams to avoid Jackie-time.
He'd probably even do it with a grin on his face. :D
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Doctor: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Yeah, pretty high up there. :D
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And somewhere from beyond the grave the Master is howling because the Doctor has turned his Tissue Compression Eliminator into a temporary chibi-fier. XD
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I never knew that a simple screencap was so versatile!
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Rose: Of course it will.
LOL. INDEED, THIS!
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You win my morning.
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Rose: In that case, I love it.
Doctor: Just remind me to get rid of it in a week or else it'll spring back to full size.
Rose: Of course it will.
I love how nonchalant she is :-D
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Fir Tree Reducer of Rassilon... *snorts*
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Well, it's really not proper crack unless there's something of Rassilon...
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