*is helpful*

[mrv3000]

An attempt to help goldy_dollar understand the word "factum."



Factum

1) A man's own act and deed; particularly: (a) (Civil Law) Anything stated and made certain.

Most everything is better with kissing. And to make it a certainty, I present to you some kissing. (And now this post is better.)

2) (b) (Testamentary Law) The due execution of a will, including everything necessary to its validity.

I, Chester Wigglebottom, as my last will and testament, bequeath my entire collection of hamsters to Frances, provided that she look at more kissing. And spend the night in the old Peterson place. Below you can find the kissing and you're sitting in the old Peterson place RIGHT NOW. [lightning flashes]

Comments

[principia-coh.livejournal.com]

Below you can find the kissing and you're sitting in the old Peterson place RIGHT NOW. [lightning flashes]

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

You can go North, South or West...

[papilio-luna.livejournal.com]

Snog Doctor Y/N

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

You have snogged the Doctor. Your exits are North, South or West...

[ivydoor.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

:D

[skybound2]

You notice an Unexpected Naked Captain Jack, with a camera, along the exit to the North.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Get camera.

:D

[skybound2]

Rather Expected Naked Jack demands a toll to pass. Snogging is the preferred currency. He kindly offers to hold the camera while the toll is paid :-)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Pay toll.

[vegmb.livejournal.com]

Can Naked Captain Jack be unexpected?

[skybound2]

You know, I often wonder the same thing... ;-P

[morrighangw.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes, everything is better with snogging. =D

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

IS FACT! :D Or possibly a factum.

[millylicious.livejournal.com]

You dork :p

(don't ever change)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I just like to be helpful! ;)

[rynne.livejournal.com]

MWAH! Perfect!

Everything is improved with kissing!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Even people's wills are made better with kissing!

[ivydoor.livejournal.com]

BEST STUDY METHOD EVER.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Well, Opal has done physics and math lessons using the Doctor and Rose. About time we moved on to law! Never let it be said that our fandom isn't productive! :D

[chloris67.livejournal.com]

Might not this just distract all who read this from learning anything not having to do with kissing? Goes to look at kissing again. *is distracted*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

You didn't learn anything? Not even a tiny bit? Damn.

[chloris67.livejournal.com]

Nothing about law; a great deal about the benefits of kissing. *g*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Good enough in my book! :D

[tarzanic.livejournal.com]

You are very educational! I think you should cover all vocabulary lessons from now on.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. You know, probably just about every word could at least be enhanced by the use of kissing pics.

[butterfly.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Kissing makes everything better.

*nods seriously*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*also nods seriously*

Like instructions on how to make a box - very much improved with kissing.

[rattus-aerius.livejournal.com]

Not the old Peterson place!!!&eleventy!1!!

No doubt there'll be scary organ music. (No innuendo intended.)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

It's very scary! It has things like werewolves! And queens! Eeek!

[electrictoes.livejournal.com]

Everything is better explained with Ten & Rose *nods*

Do you think you could use them to explain the Crimean War? Because that didn't half go over my head.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

So Britain, France and Russia walk into a bar... And then there was kissing. The End.

[electrictoes.livejournal.com]

What a terribly good story... and there is kissing & lo, I know all about the Crimean War.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

SEE??

[tasogareban.livejournal.com]

Um...yeah sure, ok. I have no idea what you're even typing up there. I'm too busy looking at the pics, thank you. LOL.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Very important educational-type stuff!

[javabreeze.livejournal.com]

And here, I thought there'd be dragons. False advertisement.

:P

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

ROAR!!!!!

There totally was one just now.

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

I, Chester Wigglebottom, as my last will and testament, bequeath my entire collection of hamsters to Frances, provided that she look at more kissing.

In my head I started wondering if this was a condition subsequent and could be struck out for uncertainty, but then I realize I was doing it wrong and started looking at the kissing instead. WOO! :D

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

No judge could ever strike out the kissing!

[starlightmoonla.livejournal.com]

Ten/Rose snogging is made of complete WIN!! And it helps clarify anything *nods*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I even know physics better!

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

I totally typed a reply to this last night, but LJ ate it. Repeatedly. Silly LJ.

I can't remember what I was going to say, BUT I'M SURE IT WAS GOOD.

*SMOOCH*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Darn you, LJ! I bet it was very good drunken wisdom too.

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

XD I WAS NOT THAT DRUNK.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Nuts.