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I couldn't help thinking about the Doctor and Rose in the altverse with their feet up and with popcorn.

Doctor: *plunks down with popcorn*
Rose: Are you sure watching this is...okay? Feels kind of weird.
Doctor: No, no! It'll be fun! Or funny! Either or! Look at the stained glass TARDIS! Don't tell me that's not already funny!
Rose: All right then...

Rose: ... You...and Queen Elizabeth?
Doctor: Erm...
Rose: YOU AND QUEEN ELIZABETH?
Doctor: IT WASN'T ME!
Rose: *eyes*
Doctor: Right, maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

Rose: Hold on, you leave your "imprint" on people for ages?
Doctor: *wiggles eyebrows* Betcha didn't know that about me.
Rose: *rubs lips*
Doctor: *KISSES* HA! That one will stay until 2014!

Doctor: Aww, and I was hoping those two crazy kids would make it.
Rose: For some strange reason I'm feeling compelled to have dinner parties with them.
Doctor: Me. Too.

Rose: What's that?
Doctor: Ooh, I got one of those in the bottom of my cereal once.
Rose: Um...
Doctor: Time Lord cereal boxes: bigger on the inside.

Rose: Wilf is brilliant. :)
Doctor: I agree.

Rose: Hold on. How'd the Master's hair turn blonde?
Doctor: I'll explain later.

Rose: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doctor: Well, normally I'd say that's a bit rude, but since it's to him, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rose: You know, sometimes things aren't some giant universe...thing.
Doctor: Says the person who was the Bad Wolf.
Rose: Right. Sort of forgot about that...

Rose: *SOBS*
Doctor: Oh, he's just being a drama queen.
Rose: *is still sobbing*
Doctor: *hugs Rose while scowling at the drama queen*

Doctor: DONNA! :D :D :D
Rose: :D

Doctor: Oh good lord, it's Stan.
Rose: Stan?
Doctor: Complete and utter... Well, let's just say he's the president of the fan club for his own voice. And he stole my juice box once.

Rose: Wait, what?
Doctor: *coughs*
Rose: You can do that??
Doctor: If you have no follow-up questions, yes. Yes, we can.

Rose: And electricity goes around you??
Doctor: Well...sort of. *preens*
Rose: *rubs feet on the carpet* *ZAPS*
Doctor: OW!

Rose: So...you can smell each other? What?
Doctor: Of course! Good sniffer, this. Mind, it's not as good as the former nose, but...
Rose: Speaking of your former nose, does this mean you really are a new person and the bloke I ran around with at first is dead?
Doctor: DRAMA QUEEN, REMEMBER?
Rose: ...
Doctor: Zombies in a basement, slapped by Jackie, bloody Adam, two of us in an elevator, bloody Jack, DRAMA QUEEN.
Rose: *pats*
Doctor: *mutters*

Rose: Ooh, first time in the TARDIS!

Doctor: Cleaner? Hmph.
Rose: Well, it was a bit...
Doctor: What?
Rose: Lived-in! It was lovely! *pats again*

Rose: Right. I'm really glad we're in this universe.
Doctor: Totally.
Rose: And we had a wonderful Christmas!
Doctor: Completely angst free! It was brilliant!

Doctor: Oh, shut up, Stan! *throws popcorn*
Rose: So...wow. Those are the Time Lords.
Doctor: Yup.
Rose: They seem kind of...what's the word?
Doctor: Douche-y?
Rose: Yes! That!
Doctor: Can I let you in on a little secret?
Rose: Always!
Doctor: The Time Lords were killed in the Time War, sure. But only because they disappeared up their own arseholes.
Rose: HUH. Of course that still doesn't explain why you slept with Queen Elizabeth.
Doctor: *facepalm* We're so not watching anymore.

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Hee!

And I don't remember Timothy Dalton ever being so...spitty. I mean honestly.

Loved the Master enjoying, erm, himself. That sounded so wrong.

Wilf > Everything *is truefax*

And I don't remember Timothy Dalton ever being so...spitty. I mean honestly.

It was flying everywhere, wasn't it?

Loved the Master enjoying, erm, himself. That sounded so wrong.

Oh, I think the Master will do plenty of enjoying himself now... XD

Wilf > Everything *is truefax*

*nods*

AHAHAHAHA. This, ironically, makes so much more sense. :D

XD I'm convinced this is the only way to watch DW now.

Like the adult that I am I stuck my fingers in my ears and went LA LA LA LA through the Queen bit. Therefore, it did NOT HAPPEN! :)

BWAH!! Live would be so much more pleasant...

*wants to live in Pete's world*
'cos it's HAPPIER. :DDDDD

Also: STAN. LOL!!!!

It's totally happier! \o/

AWWWWWWW! *PETS THEM BOTH*

Also I'm borrowing one of your Timothy Dalton caps for... something. *scurries*

Also I'm borrowing one of your Timothy Dalton caps for... something. *scurries*

*EYES YOU*

:D

And okay! Just as long as it's not for anything Canadian...

Oh.

XD *smooch*

LOL. MAKES TOTAL SENSE.

And my sibling approves. Although she did spend longer than necessary perving at Stan.

XD And the Doctor and Rose had a long makeout session after the Doctor reassured her he wasn't the guy with QEI.

Oh Douchey Stan!! All full of fire and gross spittle!

And, Frau Blucher...(dies laughing)

I loved everything else too. I approve of this post. :D

Oh Douchey Stan!! All full of fire and gross spittle!

Time Lords are weird.

And, Frau Blucher...(dies laughing)

*whinnies*

I loved everything else too. I approve of this post. :D

:D Thanks!!

Brilliant recap!

Rose: And we had a wonderful Christmas!
Doctor: Completely angst free! It was brilliant!

God, that's really true and AMAZING! (okay, I don't know why Obama was in DW at all, but still it was awesome)

XD Thanks!

And the Obama thing threw me a bit. Up until now it's always been fictitious political figures.

Of course that still doesn't explain why you slept with Queen Elizabeth.
Mwah, if it wasn't for CiN clip I would have been fixated of that part most of all the ep,too XDD

Rose: What's that?
Doctor: Ooh, I got one of those in the bottom of my cereal once.
Rose: Um...
Doctor: Time Lord cereal boxes: bigger on the inside.

LOLOLOLOL, ILU XDDD

Doctor: Oh good lord, it's Stan.
Rose: Stan?
Doctor: Complete and utter... Well, let's just say he's the president of the fan club for his own voice. And he stole my juice box once.

Mwah, definitely explains his voice behind the scenes xD

Rose: Speaking of your former nose, does this mean you really are a new person and the bloke I ran around with at first is dead?
YES, THIS, I'm wondering this,too, he was all "It's me, honestly, it's me" and then "Everything dies*, Waaay to help us deal with the regeneration, how considerate of you, RTD :/

I always thought Time Lords were douches, this just proves the point XD

XD

YES, THIS, I'm wondering this,too, he was all "It's me, honestly, it's me" and then "Everything dies*, Waaay to help us deal with the regeneration, how considerate of you, RTD :/

Yeah, good thing there's a spare in the altverse!

I'm glad I got the internets back if only for THIS! XD XD XD!

\o/

:D

:D this makes me wanna read about their happy,angst-free christmas

It was filled with presents and hot chocolate and cake and kissing and YAY. :D

*giggles ridiculously* Loved this xDDD the Doctor laughing at himself getting groped by Minnie and angry!YOU-SLEPT-WITH-THE-QUEEN?!Rose

:D Glad you liked it!

Haha, this is pretty classic. ^_^ I love seeing Rose and Ten happy together, and the idea of them watching what happens in the original universe is pretty funny.

Loved this, especially the bit where Altdoc is calling original Doc a drama queen. Alt Doc trying to explain away the marriage to Queen Elizabeth was priceless. Thanks for posting this! It made a nice change from the regeneration angst of the past day or two.

Glad you liked it! I can totally understand needing a break from all the angst right now.