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Heh heh heh.
Okay, after listening to the commentary for The Girl in the Fireplace, I *may* have been inspired to write a little half-page parody. Like I said so long ago in reference to SG-1, I'm bad about sacrificing sentiment on the altar of humor.
In the commentary Noel (who plays Mickey) and Moffet (writer) were talking about how funny the Rose fallout could have been if Reinette actually came on board - oh, the slamming of the doors...
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*BANG*
Mickey stared at the Doctor who himself had a sort of glazed look on his face, eyes fixed on the TARDIS console. "What the hell were you thinking?"
The Doctor's eyebrows raised, but the staring continued.
A *thump thump thump thump* echoed from somewhere, followed by another *thump thump thump thump.*
"Seriously," Mickey added.
One eyebrow went down. "I don't get it."
"My God, you're dumb."
That seemed to get the Doctor's attention, who finally looked at Mickey. "I just don't get it. I mean, one minute, there we are having a discussion about how Sara Jane can come along, which would have been bloody brilliant by the way – could have showed Rose a move or two – and the next she's all, 'See if I ever have console sex with you again!' What the hell's that all about?"
"Yeah, I'm sticking with the 'dumb' thing."
A crash resonated from a new spot which made Mickey wonder what kind of breakables the Doctor kept on board. And if he'd miss them much. Hopefully Rose wouldn't actually maim Reinette, who having never spent more than a few minutes with Rose, made the mistake of trying to talk to her while in full bitch-mode. She was dumb too.
"But...a courtesan! Talk about fantastic! Could have parked the TARDIS and partied all through 2053, which really no one needs to see anyway since absolutely nothing happened."
*BANG*
Mickey shook his head. "Oh mate, you're so screwed. Because that right there? That's the real oncoming storm."
That glazed look returned as the Doctor took up staring at the console again. And for that brief moment in time, Mickey rather enjoyed the fact that he was the smartest person in the TARDIS.
In the commentary Noel (who plays Mickey) and Moffet (writer) were talking about how funny the Rose fallout could have been if Reinette actually came on board - oh, the slamming of the doors...
*
*
*BANG*
Mickey stared at the Doctor who himself had a sort of glazed look on his face, eyes fixed on the TARDIS console. "What the hell were you thinking?"
The Doctor's eyebrows raised, but the staring continued.
A *thump thump thump thump* echoed from somewhere, followed by another *thump thump thump thump.*
"Seriously," Mickey added.
One eyebrow went down. "I don't get it."
"My God, you're dumb."
That seemed to get the Doctor's attention, who finally looked at Mickey. "I just don't get it. I mean, one minute, there we are having a discussion about how Sara Jane can come along, which would have been bloody brilliant by the way – could have showed Rose a move or two – and the next she's all, 'See if I ever have console sex with you again!' What the hell's that all about?"
"Yeah, I'm sticking with the 'dumb' thing."
A crash resonated from a new spot which made Mickey wonder what kind of breakables the Doctor kept on board. And if he'd miss them much. Hopefully Rose wouldn't actually maim Reinette, who having never spent more than a few minutes with Rose, made the mistake of trying to talk to her while in full bitch-mode. She was dumb too.
"But...a courtesan! Talk about fantastic! Could have parked the TARDIS and partied all through 2053, which really no one needs to see anyway since absolutely nothing happened."
*BANG*
Mickey shook his head. "Oh mate, you're so screwed. Because that right there? That's the real oncoming storm."
That glazed look returned as the Doctor took up staring at the console again. And for that brief moment in time, Mickey rather enjoyed the fact that he was the smartest person in the TARDIS.