BOOM

[mrv3000]

I'm sorry, Michelle can't come to the world right now. Her brain is currently malfunctioning due report deadlines, dog poop and rogue tuba players. She is now off planning chili and pumpkin pie making for the weekend. If this is an emergency situation, please hang up and yell out your window. Otherwise, please leave a message and she will get back to you after pie.

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Comments

[ramdonomo.livejournal.com]

MICHELLE!

The Velocipredator shot Shannon!

Or Something... *shrugs* I have nothing to contribute but I still really love this icon.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

HA!

[katie-holmley.livejournal.com]

I didn't say it was gonna be CONSTRUCTIVE!

[katie-holmley.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaand, now you know my supah sekrit identity. Shit.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So do you really have to give birth in total silence? (It's okay to swear a bit, hon. Really. Your baby will be no more screwed up from it than from having Tom as a daddy.)

[katie-holmley.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god in HEAVEN. I have already given my opinon on that and other things here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/katie_holmley/1532.html). But, yeah. He's seriously deluded if he thinks I'm not screaming my fucking gosh darn head off.

That and the fact that Kelly had an epidural? Yeah, she cheated, so if she did? I can. Psh.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*SNORT*

[katie-holmley.livejournal.com]

Oh, and she totally named her kids Ella and JETT. Who names their kids JETT?! Ugh. I'm not doing something stupid like that, either. Tom can just go fuck himself AND all his exes jump in a lake.

*breathes*

[geneeste.livejournal.com]

Dog poop? Rogue Tuba players?

...rogue tuba players?

Yo, you wanna come over here and listen to Chloe-The-Loud-And-Obnoxious-Human-Cat or pet the 24 Rabbits, 39 guinea pigs, and 3 rats for stress relief?

Oh, you want to *relax*! Sorry, can't help you.

...rogue tuba players?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

It...I'm trying to block it all.

[poohmusings.livejournal.com]

Why does work hate us so much, Michelle? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I don't know. :( I really need to play the lottery.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

dog poop?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Goddamn kids.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

Wait. I'm confused. If it's *dog* poop, how are kids responsible???

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Think about it. Yes, the rich, affluent area I work in lets such *lovely* children run around.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

EUEEWWWWW!

[atomicpagan.livejournal.com]

I would get the rogue tuba players to make the pumpkin pie. You don't want them messing with your chili, yo.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Very good point.

[angst-angel.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmm, pie.

I hope Michelle has enjoyed her weekend!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Other than getting groceries, I didn't leave the house. It was wonderful.

[angst-angel.livejournal.com]

Oooo, isn't that nice? :D Glad you had fun! And did you make pie? *g*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I did! From scratch! (Well, I bought frozen pie crust since homemade is too much work.) And I made chili!

[angst-angel.livejournal.com]

You're so good, then! Mmm, pie. And chili. (Though not mixed together)

Since this has piqued my curiosity...was it a pumpkin pie?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

It was! And pie is actually really easy if you go with the ready-made crusts. Just mix a bunch of stuff together, toss it in the crust and throw it in the oven.

[angst-angel.livejournal.com]

Yay for pumpkin pie! :D I'll definitely have to try that sometime. :)