TVD Again

[mrv3000]

• Damon gave Elena some of his blood. Not in the hospital sense, but in the drinking sense. But she's not a vampire. *scratches head* So...recreational drinking? I'm sure this is some sort of show logic, like how that one time Jack Harkness magically obtained life-giving lips. Anyway, I thought about finding a cap of that woman in DW with the straw to relate to this, but *GAGS*. Instead enjoy another gif from that episode, and we'll have no more talk of blood and drinking. *GAG GAG*
  
  
  
  
  
• Damon got bit by a werewolf. ORLY, PTB?
  
  
  
  
  
  Question: Does this mean more or less bath salts in Damon's future?
  
  
• Even though we've been warned not to go chasing waterfalls, Stefan and Elena did anyway. WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN?
  
  
• Some person I swear I've never heard of before has become a vampire. You know what would be funny? If instead of "SURPRISE VAMPIRE" there could also be "SURPRISE HUMAN." One minute you're a bloodsucker of the night, the next you have to get a day job. And any stalking you'd do would land you in jail.
  
  
• Elena needs to get the hell out of Dodge and say goodbye to all these vampire shenanigans forever. Okay, I added this one myself.

Comments

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

LOL MICHELLE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS POST

ACTUALLY, FOR MOST VAMPIRES, A WEREWOLF BITE JUST KILLS YOU SO DAMON WILL GET HALLUCINATIONS AND THEN PROBABLY NOT DIE. BUT OUR BIG BAD OF THE SEASON IS A WEREPIRE WHO WANTS TO KILL ELENA TO UNLEASH HIS WEREWOLF SIDE.

yes rly. We don't watch this show for its internal logic. You are a Doctor Who fan, I assume you understand.

If instead of "SURPRISE VAMPIRE" there could also be "SURPRISE HUMAN." One minute you're a bloodsucker of the night, the next you have to get a day jo

tbh I fully expect this to happen before this show goes off the air. I WILL LET YOU KNOW IMMEDIATELY WHEN/IF IT DOES.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Making Damon a werepire (fabulous word) is the best of all worlds! His dreaminess level instantly goes up!

And SURPRISE HUMAN would be the funniest ever. XD

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

But hallucinations and death!

Since Elena doesn't want to become a vampire, Stefan obviously has to cut off his hand and then turn it into a human clone for her. *nods*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

But hallucinations and death!

Isn't he already dead?

Since Elena doesn't want to become a vampire, Stefan obviously has to cut off his hand and then turn it into a human clone for her. *nods*

This would work nicely.

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

UNDEAD?

I just want my ship to end happily, Michelle. And maybe for Ten and Stefan to bond. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK. *clings*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

There's no way I can see this going wrong. Nope.

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

:| :| :|

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

LOL OMG. Your VD posts are great.

Also I would totally watch SURPRISE HUMAN.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

XD Could you imagine? "I won't live forever and have unholy powers of the night? But I can still stalk underage chicks, right? What?"

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

... Come to think of it, Cloen's life probably starts off with similar confusion. XD

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[fauxkaren.livejournal.com]

LOL. YOUR REACTION POSTS ARE MY FAVORITES. LOL

In the TVD mythology a vampire is made when a human drinks vampire blood AND then dies. Elena hasn't died yet, so she doesn't become a vampire just by dreinking the blood.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

XD

The internal show logic for TVD cracks me up. I guess all sci-fi/fantasy has their own rules, but...it still cracks me up. :D

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

And THEN to complete the transition, they have to drink blood within 24 hours or they die without becoming a vampire.

It's a complicated process okay.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Wait...how are they supposed to drink blood if they're already dead?

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

It's like this:

Step 1: Drink vampire blood.

Step 2: DIE.

Step 3: Wake up for 24 hours after death.

Step 4: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE:

Option 1: Drink blood and become a full vampire.

Option 2: Do not drink blood and instead die and do not become a vampire.

Step 5: Stalk high school students.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

BECOMING A VAMPIRE IS SO CONFUSING.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

So basically in TVD-universe you have to really WANT IT.

So basically, side-eyeing all the vampires.

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

Did you make it to the flashback of how Stefan and Damon turned because it is the most hilarious/best thing.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I don't think so. At this point I'm not really clear on what I saw versus what I know through fandom osmosis.

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

Basically Damon is like ETERNAL LIFE IS NOTHING WITHOUT KATHERINE, I AM GOING TO WAIT FOR THE SUN TO GREET ME AND DIE OF A BROKEN HEART ETC. ETC. and Stefan is like "....uh mte" but then he accidentally kills and eats his daddy, as one does, and becomes a vampire.

So Stefan goes back to Damon and is like "BEING A VAMPIRE IS THE BEST, I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE p.s. I brought you a blood buffet" and Damon is really dramatic and says "NOOOOO" a lot but then eats the blood buffet, as you do, and turns into a vampire. ANYWAY Stefan is all "Now we can braid friendship bracelets and be together forever XD XD XD" and Damon is like "NO, BROTHER, INSTEAD I WILL GIVE YOU AN ETERNITY OF MISERY!!!!" and stomps away.

It is one of my favourite flashbacks. My reaction was basically:

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

But yet they live together and stalk the same women. Seems they've bonded nicely.

[fauxkaren.livejournal.com]

ALSO SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A STELENA FANVID FROM TONIGHT'S EPISODE TO "WATERFALLS"

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

It would be EPIC.

[janetmaca.livejournal.com]

Heh, Space aired Smith & Jones last night. Nice coinkydink.

And any stalking you'd do would land you in jail. LOLOLOLOLOL. Thank you!

Elena needs to get the hell out of Dodge and say goodbye to all these vampire shenanigans forever. Hear hear!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Heh, Space aired Smith & Jones last night. Nice coinkydink.

HA!

Hear hear!

Everything I see, I keep wanting her to pack up and leave already!

[janetmaca.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I can't figure out why she hasn't high-tailed it out of there already. Creepy blood-sucking stalkers are on my absolute DNW list and I'd be running very fast.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

NO DOUBT.

[janetmaca.livejournal.com]

Right? How the hell do people identify with what's-her-name?

[a-white-rain.livejournal.com]

lol surprise human yessssssss

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

It'd be the biggest shocker yet! :D

[a-white-rain.livejournal.com]

I VOTE STEFAN FOR CHEESY ENDING.

[captaintish]

THESE POSTS ARE THE BEST.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

XD

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Your TVD posts are like the only ones I actually look forward to. And I'm not kidding.

XD

Your line about not chasing waterfalls. ;___; Pure magnificence.

It had to be done, really.

Although, I still feel bad for how much I've laughed that their conversation essentially went:
Stefan: I want to spend all of eternity with you and be vampires that do laundry and other pedestrian things.
Elena: *wracking sobs* I NEVER WANTED TO BE A VAMPIRE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST MY HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND. CRYING FOREVER.

OH DRAMA. XD

So like, this is the second time Stefan's been rejected by someone he wants to spend eternity with. I feel like someone should pat him on the back.

And give him a cookie.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

This is why I think she should pack up and leave town. :D

[threerings.livejournal.com]

You know what would be funny? If instead of "SURPRISE VAMPIRE" there could also be "SURPRISE HUMAN."

The really funny part? *SPOILER* This totally happens in the (way more ridiculous) books. Twice. Apparently going from a vampire to a human makes you incapable of speech for a while and then you get mystic wing powers. Or maybe that's only if you are a vampire, die, then are brought back as a human. The other time is a direct vampire-to-human transformation.*/spoiler*

[threerings.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I forgot that while you are incapable of speech and have the mental capacity of a 3-4 year old, all you want to do is have sex all the time.

YEAH NOT CREEPY AT ALL.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

O.M.G.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

That is ridiculously spectacular! XD