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goldy_dollar, this combines Sherlock and The Vampire Diaries.
"Thank God you've come," Elena said, wringing her hands. "It's been just awful about the sheep!"
Sherlock grunted and strode off into the field littered with sheep carcases, his coat fluttering behind him.
"Erm, he's happy to be here," John translated. "Don't worry, we'll get to the bottom of this. So when did--"
"Right. Finished." Sherlock announced, striding back up to them. "He did it." He waved a hand in the direction of Stefan.
"What? No! I mean... Well..."
Sherlock let out an extremely loud sigh. "Simple vampirism gone awry. Too much blood lust at the present time. Hence the sheep."
"But Stefan drinks my blood all the time!" Elena cried. "He doesn't need sheep!"
John wrinkled his nose and let out a soft "Ew."
"Please. As if that could sate a vampire. Sorry, but your boyfriend is a sheepsucker." Sherlock narrowed his eyes at Stefan. "Probably due to repressed guilt and too much emoing. And turning your brother into a vampire. Obvious. Also you just like sheep, don't you?"
"CROWS! ATTACK!"
"Bloody hell!" John exclaimed as he and Sherlock ran back to the taxi. "I suppose we're not getting paid for this are we?"
"Good guess."
"How come when I say something it's guessing but when you say something you're deducing?"
"Because, John. Because."
goldy_dollar, this combines Sherlock and The Vampire Diaries."Thank God you've come," Elena said, wringing her hands. "It's been just awful about the sheep!"
Sherlock grunted and strode off into the field littered with sheep carcases, his coat fluttering behind him.
"Erm, he's happy to be here," John translated. "Don't worry, we'll get to the bottom of this. So when did--"
"Right. Finished." Sherlock announced, striding back up to them. "He did it." He waved a hand in the direction of Stefan.
"What? No! I mean... Well..."
Sherlock let out an extremely loud sigh. "Simple vampirism gone awry. Too much blood lust at the present time. Hence the sheep."
"But Stefan drinks my blood all the time!" Elena cried. "He doesn't need sheep!"
John wrinkled his nose and let out a soft "Ew."
"Please. As if that could sate a vampire. Sorry, but your boyfriend is a sheepsucker." Sherlock narrowed his eyes at Stefan. "Probably due to repressed guilt and too much emoing. And turning your brother into a vampire. Obvious. Also you just like sheep, don't you?"
"CROWS! ATTACK!"
"Bloody hell!" John exclaimed as he and Sherlock ran back to the taxi. "I suppose we're not getting paid for this are we?"
"Good guess."
"How come when I say something it's guessing but when you say something you're deducing?"
"Because, John. Because."