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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2011-08-15 02:28 pm
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Written for [livejournal.com profile] goldy_dollar, this combines Sherlock and The Vampire Diaries.




"Thank God you've come," Elena said, wringing her hands. "It's been just awful about the sheep!"

Sherlock grunted and strode off into the field littered with sheep carcases, his coat fluttering behind him.

"Erm, he's happy to be here," John translated. "Don't worry, we'll get to the bottom of this. So when did--"

"Right. Finished." Sherlock announced, striding back up to them. "He did it." He waved a hand in the direction of Stefan.

"What? No! I mean... Well..."

Sherlock let out an extremely loud sigh. "Simple vampirism gone awry. Too much blood lust at the present time. Hence the sheep."

"But Stefan drinks my blood all the time!" Elena cried. "He doesn't need sheep!"

John wrinkled his nose and let out a soft "Ew."

"Please. As if that could sate a vampire. Sorry, but your boyfriend is a sheepsucker." Sherlock narrowed his eyes at Stefan. "Probably due to repressed guilt and too much emoing. And turning your brother into a vampire. Obvious. Also you just like sheep, don't you?"

"CROWS! ATTACK!"

"Bloody hell!" John exclaimed as he and Sherlock ran back to the taxi. "I suppose we're not getting paid for this are we?"

"Good guess."

"How come when I say something it's guessing but when you say something you're deducing?"

"Because, John. Because."

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
STILL AMAZING.

Poor Stefan. All that sheep temptation around him. :|

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It's hard being a sheepsucker.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
He needs to eat more bunnies.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Not as much blood in a bunny though.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Cats!! HE COULD EAT CATS!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't think cats would have much more blood than a bunny.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
He would just have to eat a lot of them then.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I think someone needs to watch this again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu0ByH2fK4o

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Aww. D: I DO TOO. I think he and Stefan would have been friends.

I AM GLAD THERE IS A COMMENT ON THIS POST FOR ME TO RESPOND TO.

[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
ME TOO. D:

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Just watching that Blink clip is WOE.

[identity profile] amberfocus.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Attack crows! :D :D :D :D

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Every vampire needs an attack crow!

[identity profile] amberfocus.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! And so many people leave them out. It is a mark of your authorial genious that you put them in. *nods firmly*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course!
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[personal profile] nandamai 2011-08-16 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That is disturbing and wrong and very, very funny.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
XD My work here is done.