mrv3000 | The last of Downton Abbey for a while.

Mary: Can you manage without your stick?

Matthew: You are my stick.

Me: ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WORST. LINE. EVER.
LOL WAY TO KILL OFF THE COMPLICATION IN YOUR LOVE STORY. (And then slap on cakes of white makeup on Matthew so he looks like he's GRIEVING. )
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE FURRY BATES CHEST. DAMN YOU, BRITISH TV. I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN YOU FOR RHYS ASS.
People who suck:
- Matthew for kissing Mary when Lavinia is off being sick. And then dumping a shitload of his guilt on Mary.
- Robert for snogging the maid while Cora is off being sick, and ultimately costing the maid her job. (I'm sorry, but this instantaneous love connection between them has been baffling.)
- Branson for being a douche. Okay, he did have his good moments in this episode, but all his alpha male bullshit makes my blood BOIL. I still want him to fall off a cliff. OOOH. MY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL WISH!

ETA: I'm still cracking up over that stick line! I had to do this!