Headache from being on phone with insurance company. (Nothing dire - just about my policy.) Wishing for smaller brain now.
goldy_dollar is refusing to write me John/Sherlock wedding fic. (If someone told me a year ago I'd be asking for Sherlock Holmes/John Watson wedding fic... HAHAHAH. NO.) But! Imagine the crack! Weddings are hilarious! Drunken shenanigans! Someone objecting! Sherlock having to interact with people who are not John, resulting in him acting like a pissed-off wet cat! IT WOULD BE FUNNY.