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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2004-01-16 09:46 pm
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Dear Cox Communications:

Thank you so much for the "Admin" beeping message during the airing of Grace tonight and the following lack of sound for a five-minute chunk.

Please bite my butt.

And die.

Sincerely,

The Evil Michelle

[identity profile] hyari.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG IS YOUR ASS POISONOUS?!?!?!?!!!!

[identity profile] hyari.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Heehehe I screwed up the size of your pretty tables!!!!!!!!
*evil cackle*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Will you be my squishy?

[identity profile] hyari.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What would "being your squishy" involve?

And I am scared of your butt. Does being your squishy involve your butt? No? Good, because did I mention I'm scared of your butt? *whimpers*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
People don't truly know fear until they have feared my butt.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You better believe it, baby!

[identity profile] hyari.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*runs screaming from Michelle's butt*

[identity profile] lytarules.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Surely in a situation like this, arson, murder, and general mayhem is legal? It is extenuating circumstances.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
No jury in the world, I tell you!

[identity profile] lytarules.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd let you off scot-free. Some things just need to be done.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
So very true.

*strokes gun*

[identity profile] lytarules.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't those things make you feel powerful? It'd be so easy...

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes... Power...

So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is right?

[identity profile] lytarules.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. ABsolutely. That's the *real* reason Those People want to stop people from drinking.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn Them. I know They're tapping my phone.

[identity profile] lytarules.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, They are. And They say all kinds of things behind your back, too. You probably know what They say, though...

[identity profile] chiroho.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that's just not nice! Poor Michelle!

If you want it, I can give you a 66Mb download, but over your dial-up that may take a while.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! *sniff*

Thanks for the offer! But I've already got it. *pats file* Picked it up last week. ;D I'm just taping it for a couple of people and now I have to re-tape. Darn the luck! At least they re-air it in less than an hour. And they better not try and pull that crap again!

[identity profile] chiroho.livejournal.com 2004-01-17 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hopefully the second taping worked out better!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-17 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, thank goodness!

[identity profile] samkicksass.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
did you get it in the second airing?

adelphia used to do that but it would clear up in the later repeat.

that sucks.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Second airing is 40 minutes away, but I'm planning on re-taping.

Woe be to them if they try it again!

[identity profile] samkicksass.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be pissed because I planned on watching it when I came to visit you. ;)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! You're the other person I'm taping for! I *knew* there was a fourth!

[identity profile] samkicksass.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!

But really I do want to come down and see you once I'm settled...or not. I need some Michelle time. :)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww. I could do with some Anna time myself. :)

That and the booze. Always the booze.

[identity profile] samkicksass.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Always the booze. :)

[identity profile] splash-the-cat.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Of the suck! Good luck with the retaping.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That's it! Cox is going on my list!

Hmm. Maybe I should get off the computer soon so I don't miss it.

[identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com 2004-01-17 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Cox Communications?

How appropriate.

Mwahaha.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-17 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it though?

[identity profile] atomicpagan.livejournal.com 2004-01-17 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
You're so polite and right to the point. "Please bite my butt and die." You should be a diplomat. You could bring peace to the planet.

And I'm *stunned* that no one has made a "Cox-sucks" joke? Did I miss it? ; )

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-17 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You're so polite and right to the point. "Please bite my butt and die." You should be a diplomat. You could bring peace to the planet.

I'm gonna have to agree with you. I do believe the world would be a better place if many of its leaders did bite my butt...

And I'm *stunned* that no one has made a "Cox-sucks" joke? Did I miss it? ; )

You'd have thought! :D

[identity profile] inspire.livejournal.com 2004-01-17 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
*waves* May not be the best time to thank you for friending me then?
Very much sucks about having lost 5 minutes of sound from Grace. Hope it was a sucky 5 minute period :(

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-17 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
*waves back*

Well, it just so happened in cut out during the *best* part. But it's all good now. Picked it up on the second airing. :)

[identity profile] inspire.livejournal.com 2004-01-17 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Ouch. Glad you saw the re-run though. I think I woulda gone beserk if I'd missed any of it.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-01-17 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
*whispers*

Well, actually I saw it all last week. But I'm taping for people. *g*

[identity profile] inspire.livejournal.com 2004-01-18 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Aaah, you are wise beyond your years *bg*