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Dear Cox Communications:

Thank you so much for the "Admin" beeping message during the airing of Grace tonight and the following lack of sound for a five-minute chunk.

Please bite my butt.

And die.

Sincerely,

The Evil Michelle

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OMG IS YOUR ASS POISONOUS?!?!?!?!!!!

Heehehe I screwed up the size of your pretty tables!!!!!!!!
*evil cackle*

Will you be my squishy?

What would "being your squishy" involve?

And I am scared of your butt. Does being your squishy involve your butt? No? Good, because did I mention I'm scared of your butt? *whimpers*

People don't truly know fear until they have feared my butt.

You better believe it, baby!

*runs screaming from Michelle's butt*

Surely in a situation like this, arson, murder, and general mayhem is legal? It is extenuating circumstances.

No jury in the world, I tell you!

I'd let you off scot-free. Some things just need to be done.

So very true.

*strokes gun*

Oh, don't those things make you feel powerful? It'd be so easy...

Yes... Power...

So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is right?

Yes. ABsolutely. That's the *real* reason Those People want to stop people from drinking.

Damn Them. I know They're tapping my phone.

Yes, They are. And They say all kinds of things behind your back, too. You probably know what They say, though...

Now that's just not nice! Poor Michelle!

If you want it, I can give you a 66Mb download, but over your dial-up that may take a while.

I know! *sniff*

Thanks for the offer! But I've already got it. *pats file* Picked it up last week. ;D I'm just taping it for a couple of people and now I have to re-tape. Darn the luck! At least they re-air it in less than an hour. And they better not try and pull that crap again!

Hopefully the second taping worked out better!

Yes, thank goodness!

did you get it in the second airing?

adelphia used to do that but it would clear up in the later repeat.

that sucks.

Second airing is 40 minutes away, but I'm planning on re-taping.

Woe be to them if they try it again!

I'll be pissed because I planned on watching it when I came to visit you. ;)

Thank you! You're the other person I'm taping for! I *knew* there was a fourth!

LOL!

But really I do want to come down and see you once I'm settled...or not. I need some Michelle time. :)

Aww. I could do with some Anna time myself. :)

That and the booze. Always the booze.

Always the booze. :)

Of the suck! Good luck with the retaping.

That's it! Cox is going on my list!

Hmm. Maybe I should get off the computer soon so I don't miss it.

Cox Communications?

How appropriate.

Mwahaha.

Isn't it though?

You're so polite and right to the point. "Please bite my butt and die." You should be a diplomat. You could bring peace to the planet.

And I'm *stunned* that no one has made a "Cox-sucks" joke? Did I miss it? ; )

You're so polite and right to the point. "Please bite my butt and die." You should be a diplomat. You could bring peace to the planet.

I'm gonna have to agree with you. I do believe the world would be a better place if many of its leaders did bite my butt...

And I'm *stunned* that no one has made a "Cox-sucks" joke? Did I miss it? ; )

You'd have thought! :D

*waves* May not be the best time to thank you for friending me then?
Very much sucks about having lost 5 minutes of sound from Grace. Hope it was a sucky 5 minute period :(

*waves back*

Well, it just so happened in cut out during the *best* part. But it's all good now. Picked it up on the second airing. :)

Ouch. Glad you saw the re-run though. I think I woulda gone beserk if I'd missed any of it.

*whispers*

Well, actually I saw it all last week. But I'm taping for people. *g*

*giggles* Aaah, you are wise beyond your years *bg*

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