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[mrv3000]

So today's S9 spoiler pic inspired teeny-tiny little parody fic. Very wee. Tiny! Really!



Daniel stroked his manly beard as he gave the new guy the once-over. Visually, for now. There was something oddly familiar about him, but he couldn't put his finger on it. Especially now that he had the beard and all. "So..."

"So?"

Daniel kept stroking. The beard. "What's your name again?"

"Um..." The new guy looked puzzled. "Cameron?"

"First or last?"

"Not really sure. Look, they just told me to stand here in this tight tank top."

"They?" Daniel stroked again, glad for his own tight, black top. Never let it be said that Daniel Jackson could be out tank-topped.

"Some guys back over there. Listen, do you know what we're supposed to be doing?"

"Flexing."

"Um, okay. If you're sure."

Cameron flexed.

Daniel flexed.

And the sound of sighing women filled the air.

"I think I could get used to this."

Daniel began alternating flexing and stroking the fuzz. On his face. "It's pretty sweet."

The sighing continued until suddenly a lone voice rose above the sighing. And then other voices followed.

Daniel blanched.

Cameron cocked his head to the side. "What does...'mini!Cameron' mean?"

"It means, RUN."

Comments

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

:: dies and iz ded ::

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

OH NO!!

*gives mouth-to-mouth*

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

*giggles*

*has trouble breathing, she's laughing so much*

*dead.*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oh no! Another person that needs mouth-to-mouth!

*wipes hand across mouth*

[ex-danvers514.livejournal.com]

//is slayed ded// Brilliant ;-)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Ack! The bodies!

(*snicker*)

[chiroho.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!

Too funny. Daniel will now forever be known as "mini!Cameron"

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

:D

But mini!Cameron's the new dude! Run, Ben! Run!!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs hysterically*

HAH!

no hot boyboy action?

I suppose the women were ignoring the fact that they couldn't see Daniel's jaw. *sigh* He has a nice jaw.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there will be MUCH boyboy action in the next year. MUCH. With or without the manly jaw. :D

[soniag.livejournal.com]

Bwa ha ha! I had to pimp you in my LJ. Oops, forgot to ask permission first!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Bwah! No sweat! :D

You found a punch line!

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Mini!Cam!

I should name one of the goldfish MiniCam...

Re: You found a punch line!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

BWAH!! You really should!

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

You are truly demented.

*applauds*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I try my nutty best! ;)

[pixiesio.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

So. Much. Flexing! *swoons*

[misssimm.livejournal.com]

*snerks*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Danny, Danny, Danny. Will you ever live down the unfortunate beard?

[hyari.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahah! Mini!Cameron OMG!

Although pix *did* make me squee of the pretty, the whole time I was thinking "shavy first, slashy later, dude."

[woodface]

*wonders if the beard or the armpits are more traumatising*

[tafkarfanfic.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Run, Ben, run!!

[dannylurks.livejournal.com]

Cameron flexed.

Daniel flexed.

*giggle*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

So. Much. Arm. Mass!

[starbuck92.livejournal.com]

Cameron cocked his head to the side. "What does...'mini!Cameron' mean?"

"It means, RUN."

OMG. Please don't let it come to a mini!Cameron! Then I will be the one running!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

But then he could go to high school too! ;)

[woodface]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nutso.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee!! :D

[spacefiend.livejournal.com]

*giggles hysterically* That's awesome! Yay, flexing and mini!Cam!!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

How can you go wrong with that? MMMMM. :D