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I think I'm being watched...

*pimps

sg1_debrief*

*tries to think up something useful and insightful about SG-1*

SG-1 is a show about worms. Giant worms. Huge. Who travel through giant stone rings. No, not the JLo kind. Their leader is Jack O'Neill (smart-ass who hears barber voices.) He has the hots for his 2IC, Sam Carter (genius and souffle-maker.) He also has the hots for his geek, Daniel Jackson (archaeologist and completely resistant to death.) He does not have the hots for his alien, Teal'c (150-year-old and perpetually annoyed with humans) but rather has a healthy respect for his manliness and the warrior bonds of the Jaffa.

They all travel with the giant worms, giving them cake...and Jell-O. Much energy is spent trying to get each other to go "fishing." They tried asking the worms to go "fishing" once, but for some reason they were averse to hooks.

There's also the bald guy, the doctor, the new doctor, the temporary new guy, the new new guy, the new bald guy and the new girl. Somehow Louis Gossett Jr. fits into all this, but best not to try and think about that one too hard. Also that dude from The X-Files. He was a worm.

And then they became pirates.

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you are deeply weird.

i mean.

you are the grand canyon of weird.

if weird were a state, you would be texas. that's how weird you are.

You know, I have a vague recollection of *someone* talking to a stuffed dog about Pat Robertson. Big old chat while walking into a Mervyns...

I'm going to have to ditto

elismor here...

Elis should talk... ;)

that's true...I've seen her drink water out of a hotel ice bucket at like 3 in the morning...

Tell me more. :D

(screened comment)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, I'm gonna screen this so not everyone can see.

She told me that I could no longer use that picture as "blackmail" so I don't think it really matters... :)

:: dies laughing ::

I just noticed sg1_debrief on my "friend of" list, and was mightily confused until I saw who was in charge of it.

Now I'm feeling all responsible for posting something worth reading of the SG-1 variety once in a while. Hopefully once the show starts up again this won't be a problem.

I know! It's like this whole obligation now, knowing that they'll be watching! And if I post something about SG-1, will it be good enough to mention? And if it isn't mentioned, will that send me into a depression spiral? *frets*

*stares*

ACK!

Um...

I find that the relationship between Daniel and Teal'c is really symbolic of the relationship between the USA and the USSR during the Cold War as can be seen by the constant use of staff weapons and tape recorders.

It's like I'm giving people complexes! Whee!

But it's totally one way to know that you're one of the Kewl Kids!!! (And that I need to keep my comms updated ;)

Poor Teal'c, gets no Jack-love. On the other hand, he gets sex with hot women who do not die, so that's a plus.

Yeah, I think that actually Teal'c has it the best out of everyone...

They tried asking the worms to go "fishing" once, but for some reason they were averse to hooks.

*snorfle*

Poor, poor worms.

What she said and you might just have a little too much time on your hands.

Aw, come on! A minute to type this out! :D

*smooooooooooooooooch*

HEE!

That is teh bestest ending EVA.

What was that fic called again? CLASSIC.

OMG, I have to watch this show!!!!!!!! :D

It's the coolest show around!

best. summary. ever. HEE!

*snickers*

Just call them like I see them...

There's also the bald guy, the doctor, the new doctor, the temporary new guy, the new new guy, the new bald guy and the new girl.

... I saw "doctor" and thought you were trying for a Doctor Who/SG-1 crossover. *giggle* I have such a one-track mind. And I haven't even seen "Army of Ghosts" yet! I have a sneaking suspicion my one-track mind will only get more focused after that. (But don't tell me anything. I'll find out hopefully tonight or tomorrow.)

*clasps hand over mouth*