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This morning I woke up and found out I *may* not be friended by someone who hates Doctor/Rose. Let me repeat - someone who hates D/R might not friend me (okay, gotta pause here - hahahahahahahahahahaha!) And I gotta say...the pain. It's painful. And...more pain. And stuff. How long have I been wandering around fandoms, and anonymity still makes me snicker. You're ALREADY practically anonymous online. I'm "mrv3000." Do you know who I really am? Okay, a very small number of you do. What I'm saying is, why exactly do you need to be anonymous when your screen name is cat920ba27? o_O

Fandom? Cracks me the hell up. Still.

But you know what would *actually* piss me off? IF I DON'T GET MY GODDAMN EGGNOG LATTE TODAY.

ETA: Okay, I wasn't going to link, it being supremely lame and all, but I just got called a "twatwaffle." *falls over* I have absolutely no idea what that is!

http://dw-anon.livejournal.com/907.html?thread=1760907#t1760907

ETA2: *Just* noticed the actual post of this, the one where the mocking commenced - DW Anon Meme 2; Doctor Who Fandom Love; A meme to be postive about the fandom. Love on the characters, the stories, the fic, anything you like. Uh huh. Yeah, this is why I am now totally paddling around in my own, and other small, little DW pools. I'm just...THEY OUT-CRAZY ME. It's unsettling.

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I'm trying to type with a straight face to ask this question, but it's not working...

How can you have one slang word that means *both* "elitist" and a "whore's vagina?" HOW?

I wonder which one I suddenly am? Come to think of it, I do feel a bit different than yesterday.

Maybe it's just a fancy new way of calling someone an elitist whore. You know, with panache.

Ohhhhhh. Well, clearly I'm too thick to pick up on that. Plus the mental image of the actual word - I'm actually a bit disappointed that it didn't turn out to be a waffle bikini.

To me, the word just has connotations of the person being a windbag and an idiot. After all, twat does mean idiot, and "to waffle" is to go on and on and on about nothing in particular. *Laugh* Hence, my mental image of what it means. XD

Thankfully you were spared then. My mind has a tendency to go straight to the gutter. But I *completely* blame everyone I hang around. *eyes*

I wonder which one I suddenly am?

Maybe they did use the wrong word. Scanning the words in the urban dictionary, I'm partial to twatgoblin. Less yeasty and more fandomy.

Twatgoblin!! Love it!!