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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2003-03-05 06:14 pm
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Syrup Sponge

This is so randomly insane, I just can't foist it on anyone's friends page. Its origins are rooted in a discussion with [livejournal.com profile] josephides - what isn't?



Green's Microbake Ready to Mix Golden Syrup Sponge Pudding
New improved recipe - just add an egg!


Apparently not a contraceptive.

Why do I get the feeling that this insta-bake sponge is to the real thing as Top Ramen is to real Japanese noodles? But, the packaging seems to indicate that it at least originated in the UK. For one thing, no nutritional value chart in sight. It's also spitting out strange words at me like "Egham," "Surry," "England," and using some kind of measurement unit known only as "ml." Hmm.

Why do I love that this company's headquarters is in a place called Thorpe Lea Manor? It sounds so...so...

Lizzy: Mr. Darcy! What brings you to Thorpe Lea Manor?

Mr. Darcy: My feelings will not be repressed. Against all reason, I must tell you how ardently I admire and love syrup sponge.

Lizzy: Why, with so evident a design of offending and insulting me, have you chosen to tell me that you liked syrup sponge against your will?!

The picture on the box looks like cake.

Well, here I go.

Holy crap that's sweet! But now I understand the "it's *not* cake" thing. It's cake-like, but a really moist, eggy cake. The taste kind of reminds me of pancakes. Don't think we really have any equivalent here in the States. Okay, I don't think I can eat anymore - the aforementioned sweetness and it's really, really rich. But pretty darn tasty. Very comfort food-ish.

Now in the grander scheme of things, if I hadn't ever tuned in to a little show called Stargate SG-1, I wouldn't be eating microwaved syrup sponge right now.

Incredible.

In case you're wondering, I got this at a local market that has some fun import sections: UK, Germany, Australia, France, Italy. Anyone got anything else I should try?

[identity profile] hyari.livejournal.com 2003-03-05 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I don't think I can eat anymore - the aforementioned sweetness and it's really, really rich.

Ick for sweet richness. Except oreo cookies, of course. And then, only with milk, or I can't handle it.

Now in the grander scheme of things, if I hadn't ever tuned in to a little show called Stargate SG-1, I wouldn't be eating microwaved syrup sponge right now.

I know, life is funny, ain't it? So many "If I hadn't ever tuned into a little show called Stargate SG-1's..." Case in point, for me: Write Porn.

In case you're wondering, I got this at a local market that has some fun import sections: UK, Germany, Australia, France, Italy. Anyone got anything else I should try?

I dunno...I picked up the chocolate-egg candy thing from the store a few minutes ago...it's hollow and hatched a toy smurf. It's called "Kinder Surprise" and I wanted to be surprised, and I *think* from the writing on the packaging, it's German.

Who knows how you'll be surprised...


[identity profile] josephides.livejournal.com 2003-03-06 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, Kinder surprise! Cool. Much fun - particularly when you're at work and building the stuff inside is far, far more interesting than, you know, working.

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[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-03-06 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, that's it. Kinder Surprise is next on my list.

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[identity profile] josephides.livejournal.com 2003-03-06 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Just like to point out... part of the surprise how little chocolate you actually get... k?

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[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-03-06 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Duly noted. :)

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[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-03-06 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Case in point, for me: Write Porn.

*g* Think I'll stick to eating syrup sponge.

It's called "Kinder Surprise"

Hmm. I'll have to look for it next time I'm over there.

[identity profile] nhawk.livejournal.com 2003-03-06 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Who knows how you'll be surprised...

Well, the Kinder Egg I bought last week had a fantastic/bizarre toy in it - it was a traffic light with eyes and arms and eveything! But that's not all... when you press down on it's little hat the 'lights' (i.e. stickers) change colour and it's arm moves up and down; waving a truncheon at you! Now, how could any kid (*cough* 24 year old) not love that? And it only took me half an hour to build it {g}.

The chocolate's scrummy, too!

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[identity profile] hyari.livejournal.com 2003-03-06 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
when you press down on it's little hat the 'lights' (i.e. stickers) change colour and it's arm moves up and down; waving a truncheon at you!

Erm...what's a truncheon?

[identity profile] nhawk.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
It's a policeman's club/baton (i.e. what our policemen carry as a weapon because they don't have guns) - not sure what you guys call it... a 'nightstick', maybe?

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[identity profile] hyari.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
It's a policeman's club/baton (i.e. what our policemen carry as a weapon because they don't have guns) - not sure what you guys call it... a 'nightstick', maybe?

Oh...I see. Thanks.

You know, being a product of a good early British education, I should have known that...

[identity profile] nhawk.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
You know, being a product of a good early British education, I should have known that...

You've lived in Britian? Cool! If I'm not being too nosey; whereabouts?

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[identity profile] hyari.livejournal.com 2003-03-07 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
You've lived in Britian? Cool! If I'm not being too nosey; whereabouts?

Uhm. That came our all wrong.

I mean, I went to a British-run school for British expats in Dubai when I was ferry little bitty. I also had British tutors. Heh. Only ever visited Britian. And then only for 4 days. One of these days...

*cries with laughter*

[identity profile] josephides.livejournal.com 2003-03-06 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I can't believe you went out and *bought* it.

*laughs some more*

My God.

And it originates from *Egham?* Are you kidding? *Egham*?

Re: *cries with laughter*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-03-06 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
I can't believe you went out and *bought* it.

Doesn't take a lot for me to do things. And how could I not? The whole sponge/cake thing was too great a mystery.

And it originates from *Egham?* Are you kidding? *Egham*?

Not kidding. Egham. From your tone, it sounds like either Egham is a land full of castles...or crack houses.

Re: *cries with laughter*

[identity profile] josephides.livejournal.com 2003-03-06 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh castles. Everyone over here lives in castles. Particularly those in Egham.

Re: *cries with laughter*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-03-06 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. Just like I thought. You can't hide the truth from me.

Egham Castle-type structure (http://www.egham.co.uk/info/rhbnc.html)

No doubt that's where the sponge is made.

Re: *cries with laughter*

[identity profile] josephides.livejournal.com 2003-03-06 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
At the Royal Holloway?

Oh, naturally. I'm sure the students must help out.

[identity profile] ginamak.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
My feelings will not be repressed. Against all reason, I must tell you how ardently I admire and love syrup sponge.

Okay. This, combined with the Awesome Post of Awesomeness, has earned you the prize for Most Wonderfully Random Person I Have Known In Quite Some Time. Unfortunately, that's too long to engrave on the plaque, so you'll just have to accept the honor for honor's sake.

And I am so totally looking for syrup sponge next time I hit the UK section at my local grocery. All I've ever managed to make is a microwaveable chocolate Hello Kitty cake that I got at the Japanese grocery in town. It tasted just like you think a cake one bakes in the microwave would.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. This, combined with the Awesome Post of Awesomeness, has earned you the prize for Most Wonderfully Random Person I Have Known In Quite Some Time. Unfortunately, that's too long to engrave on the plaque, so you'll just have to accept the honor for honor's sake.

:D *accepts honor*

And I am so totally looking for syrup sponge next time I hit the UK section at my local grocery.

It's interesting. And SWEET.

All I've ever managed to make is a microwaveable chocolate Hello Kitty cake that I got at the Japanese grocery in town. It tasted just like you think a cake one bakes in the microwave would.

Yes, but Hello Kitty cake!! Even if it is ordinary cake!

Question?

[identity profile] greenpear.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
How are SG-1 and syrup sponge connected? I don't remember any reference to it on the show.

Re: Question?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, there wasn't a reference on the show. I met Jojo because of SG-1. And Jojo was talking about syrup sponge...