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[mrv3000]

Man, I am all about the silly today, which means that manticoran should NEVER announce she's going to be without LJ access as all I want to do is play in her journal, which usually takes the form of Jack turning out to be the Doctor and Rose's son. Because she HATES that. And because I am 5.

And in that vein...

ETA: S3 spoilers in the comments.




Doctor: Sit down, Jack. We need to have a talk. *puts socks on his hands*

Jack: Um, what are you doing?

Doctor: So when a man loves a woman, or a woman loves a man, or a woman loves a woman, or a man loves a man, or a person loves an inanimate object VERY much... *bounces one socked hand closer to the other*

Jack: The sex talk? SERIOUSLY? You do realize I had sex for the 94,586th time last night, right?

Doctor: Oh. Right! Sure. I was just hoping...well, this is the way my dad told me about it. And, you know.

Jack: Awww. Okay, let's see some sock sex!!

*two minutes later*

Doctor: ...then just lie back and think of Gallifrey.

Jack: Wow. Actually, this might explain some things.

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[dettiot.livejournal.com]

Doctor: ...then just lie back and think of Gallifrey.

Jack: Wow. Actually, this might explain some things.

Hee!!! I like silliness.

Psst. How about Jack giving the Doctor the sex talk?

[professor_mirror]

Dude we quoted the exact same lines! You are made of win!

[dettiot.livejournal.com]

[giggle] Well, thank you! It's all about the great minds thinking alike . . . 'cause the Doctor and Jack and sex make for win. Even if they're just talking about it, not doing it.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Hee!!! I like silliness.

:D

Psst. How about Jack giving the Doctor the sex talk?

Poor Doctor - he'd be curled up in a ball in the corner by the time Jack was done talking...

[dettiot.livejournal.com]

"What? WHAT??? I could do all those things with Rose . . . I mean, with someone?"

"Yep. Although I will say that many of them are illegal on most planets."

"That's what I've got the TARDIS for! Vortex is intergalactic waters." [rubs hands together] "Now, where can I get an umbrella, a large vat of banana pudding, and an accordion at this time of the night?"

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[dettiot.livejournal.com]

Yay! I made you BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! [feels very accomplsihed]

[jedi_of_urth]

How about Jack giving the Doctor the sex talk?

Oh man, that would be hysterical. I'd totally read anything on the subject I'm sure.

[dettiot.livejournal.com]

I'm so thinking about writing a crack!fic on it . . . if only to pass the time till Harry Potter is out and everyone's read it, so they can come back to LJ.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

That could be extremely hysterical... :D

[dettiot.livejournal.com]

Read it and weep!

Although hopefully from laughing. [has never written crack!fic before . . . at least not on purpose.]

[jedi_of_urth]

Want to read...need friending to read...

Adds as friend and hopes that's okay.

[dettiot.livejournal.com]

[grin] Added! I just hope it's worth it. :-)

*makes puppy dog eyes*

[shaela]

Would you mind adding me too? :-)

Re: *makes puppy dog eyes*

[dettiot.livejournal.com]

Actually, I unlocked it after goldy_dollar recced it, because I have no shame. So you can hit the link and go to town!

Re: *makes puppy dog eyes*

[shaela]

Hurrah!

[professor_mirror]

Doctor: ...then just lie back and think of Gallifrey.

Jack: Wow. Actually, this might explain some things.

*dies*

But I thought you weren't posting the Awesome Post of AWESOMENESS until Friday or Saturday?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oh, the Awesome Post of AWESOMENESS will blow this out of the water, baby!

[misssara11.livejournal.com]

But...but if the Doctor is Jack's dad then why does he get him knocked up when he's the Face of Boe? Oh, that's why the race died out, they were products of incest. Makes sense then.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

See, that's what they didn't show you in S3. Time Lords are a bit twisted...

[bluevolvic.livejournal.com]

Jack: The sex talk? SERIOUSLY? You do realize I had sex for the 94,586th time last night, right?

LMAO ^_^ i could imagine that being said if The Doctor was ever in Torchwood.i'd love to see this conversation , shame Doctor Who will never have topics like these :D

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

The thought of the Doctor in Torchwood cracks me up. I mean, he was already doing the rolled-up newspaper on the nose with the "stop it" just for saying *hello* to people... This face! He'd be making this face pretty much 24/7. :D

[dettiot.livejournal.com]

Either that, or he'd be closing his eyes and putting his fingers in his ears. "Lalalalala, I can't hear you, I can't see you!"

[bluevolvic.livejournal.com]

Bhahahaha! yup i could see that face being pulled that amount of times :D
my favorite part in "Utopia" (apart from the rest of Ten/Jack moments)

Doctor: "What are you taking your clothes off for?"
Jack: "I'm going in!"
Doctor: "Well, I'd say that stet radiation doesn't affect clothing, only flesh."
Jack: "Well, I look good, though!"

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

LOVE that exchange. :D

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

Buhah!

Doctor: ...then just lie back and think of Gallifrey.

Jack: Wow. Actually, this might explain some things.

Forty-years-old, this fandom, and [Bad username or site: mrv3000 / @ livejournal.com] has just managed to explain the Doctor's issues with sex in a single sentence. Wow.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*preens*

[beck-liz.livejournal.com]

*shakes fist* Look what you've done! You are sooooooo evil. Harumph. :-P Although at least in hers, the Doctor's gone to get Rose... (who won't know what hit her).

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I know! To find out that Jack's her son? They can take Jack to a playground so he'll run off all his extra energy! But it'll kinda backfire on Rose as the Doctor will take off to play on the playground too...5 hours later and the two of them are still out there, fighting about who gets to be on the rope swing next...

[starlightmoonla.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL

The Doctor giving Jack the "sex talk"!

Fantastic!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

:D

And poor Jack would try to humor the Doctor out of pity...

[nostariel]

HA! Awesome. With sock puppets!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

:D Socks are great for explaining the sex... Or something.

[angst-angel.livejournal.com]

Doctor: ...then just lie back and think of Gallifrey.

Awwww. *pats him*

Yes, the Doctor would give the sex talk (about people/inanimate objects) using sock puppets. Ha.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

He's just such the dork, isn't he? :D