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[mrv3000]

I meant to do this the other day after I watched Iron Man and Indiana Jones: comment on all the previews I saw for the summer movies.

The Incredible Hulk

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No.

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

It might be funny, and it also might be a single joke. I'd probably be more tempted to see it if it was a Cohen Brother's flick. (Secret confession - I laughed so hard I cried during There's Something About Mary.)

The Happening

*is still traumatized from watching the Sixth Sense in the theater* I'll satisfy my curiousity about his twist-of-the-day by reading spoilers.

Get Smart

I want to want to see this movie, but the trailer looked really dumb. I've got a bad feeling about this, Sparky. If the reviews are bad, I definitely won't see it.

The Love Guru

I'm not sure why Mike Myers didn't just make another Austin Powers movie, because this is exactly what this is. Very big PASS.

Wall-E

Awwwww. I hope it's good. I wanna see it.

Hancock

Looks like a blast, and Will Smith is always a draw for me. I'll see it.

Hellboy II

Okay, what? I had no idea there was a Hellboy I. Nor do I think I care.

The Dark Knight

Hmm. This is a maybe for me. I love giving Christopher Nolan kudos for just about anything. I'm sure he walks the dog masterfully. But the superhero thing just never excites me on its own.

The Mummy

Eh, I'll probably see it. Looks like some brainless fun. I'm not expecting the charm of the first 2 movies though, considering Evie's been actor-replaced. (They really couldn't find a British actor? Erg, she's going to attempt the fake accent, isn't she?) But, you know, Brendan Fraser. So yay! And also Michelle Yeoh who I've had a girlcrush on ever since Crouching Tiger.

I didn't see a preview for it, but just felt the need to mention that I WILL be seeing the X-Files movie. \o/

And also in the Coming Soon department, new Futurama DVD June 24!!

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[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I was violently opposed to the idea of seeing the new Hulk movie -- until I found out that Tony Stark is going to be in it. I have no idea how much he'll be there, but really, it's enough to probably make me see it in theaters. I liked Iron Man lots and lots.

Oh really? HUH.

Whenever I see Mike Myers, I want to stab someone. Preferably him. *hates*

HA! I remember liking Wayne's World and the first Austin Powers movie. LIKE, not love. Oh, and I liked So I Married An Axe Murderer due to it being bizarre. But he's definitely not high on my like list as an actor.

The Happening -- twist aside, couldn't he have come up with a better title?

Mwah.

I don't think I'll go see the new Mummy movie. It just won't be the same.

It really won't. And it's not even the same mummy.