mrv3000: made by elismor (DW - Ten II/Rose)
mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2009-02-13 09:46 am

Altverse Crackspam

I tried making this into a fic. And tried and tried and tried. It was pretty much like trying to smack a hole in a brick wall with my bare hand.

And so this is now crackspam.




    Doctor: [finishes arranging the bedroom] Hee.
    Rose: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    Doctor: Hmm. [sets a purring stuffed pink cat on Rose's chest]



    Rose: [blink blink blink] What? What?
    Doctor: MORNING!
    Rose: Um... [more blinking] Pink?
    Doctor: Festive, no?
    Rose: Pink cat?
    Doctor: Blimey you suck at waking up. Although I must say it's better than yesterday when you stared at your feet for five minutes.



    Rose: [blinks] There's a pink cat.
    Doctor: COFFEE!! [quickly gets Rose some coffee]



    Rose: [sits up] HOLY CRAP! The bed is covered in...crap! Valentine's crap! Is that a monkey holding a heart?



    Doctor: Crap? But...the bloke at the shop said these are classic Valentine's things.



    Rose: Awwww. [pat pat pat] I love that you bought me Valentine's crap. I really do love it when you do stuff like that. [leaves out actually saying "dorky stuff"]



    Doctor: Really??



    Rose: Yeah. Hold on - how did you get this stuff? You don't have any money.



    Doctor: Pete paid me for some odd jobs.
    Rose: You actually took money for something?
    Doctor: It's my first Valentine's and so it had to be done proper.



    Rose: Seriously? How could you not have been around for Valentine's Day before? I mean, I guess it's only an Earth thing, but still.
    Doctor: All right, first Valentine's where I belong to someone.
    Rose: Awwww. [wraps her arm around his]
    Doctor: [grabs a bear] "Be Mine?" Hmmm, not sure I should have got this one. There's really no question, is there? [tosses the bear over his shoulder]



    Rose: Nope. [hugs]
    Doctor: [sighs]
    Stuffed Monkey: [squeaks]



    Doctor and Rose: [spend a surprisingly mellow morning lazing and cuddling]



    Doctor: I know you said you have something planned tonight, but I wanted to go see something first.
    Rose: Okay. OH! I know where we are!



    Rose: The chips shop!
    Doctor: Our first date!
    Rose: This is officially the best Valentine's ever!
    Doctor: I should say so! Mickey probably only got you one bear.
    Rose: No, he was more into lingerie.



    Doctor: WHAT.
    Rose: It wasn't very romantic. It was really more for him. And it itched. At least I didn't have to wear it long.
    Doctor: LALALALALALALALALA I AM NOT LISTENING.



    Rose: Come on, forget all that. We're having chips. I might even let you lick the salt off my fingers.



    Doctor: MICKEY WHO?



    Rose: Okay, time to pack! And I'm not telling you where we're going!



    Doctor: WHEEEEE! MYSTERY TRIP!! How about a little clue?
    Rose: Nope.
    Doctor: Just a hint?
    Rose: Um....no.
    Doctor: Pleeeeease?
    Rose: Sorry! :D



    Doctor: We're going somewhere on a Zeppelin?
    Rose: Yup.
    Doctor: Can you tell me where we're going now?
    Rose: Well...okay. You'll probably just find out from the flight plan anyway. We're going to go take a tour of the Large Hadron Collider.



    Doctor: OMG OMG OMG in Switzerland?
    Rose: Yup!
    Doctor: And I'll get to meet Dr Harold Scott? The Harold Scott? The father of Earth's second age of physics?
    Rose: I think he'll be on the tour, yeah.



    Doctor: EEEEEEEEE! THIS IS BETTER THAN MONKEYS!
    Rose: I still love the monkeys.
    Doctor: LET'S GO! LET'S GO NOW!
    Rose: [gets yanked onto the Zeppelin]



    Doctor: Rose? Why's there someone here who says he's flying the Zeppelin?
    Rose: Because he's the captain.
    Doctor: But... [pouts]



    Rose: It's going to take 11 hours to get there, you know. And there is a bedroom on this thing.
    Doctor: \o/ [forgets about wanting to fly the Zeppelin]

[identity profile] electrictoes.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I say this every time you post these... but ily.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
:D

[identity profile] javabreeze.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww.... that is so sweet!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. :D

[identity profile] swankkat.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
BEST. THING. EVAR.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers* Thanks!

[identity profile] ivydoor.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Best Valentine Picspam EVER.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
HEE! Thanks!

[identity profile] principia-coh.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Rose: It's going to take 11 hours to get there, you know. And there is a bedroom on this thing.

Nookie with Rose and the LHC in one go; I hope Ten II's l'il single heart can take the excitement! XD

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
He'll probably be doing laps around the blimp. :D And of course having a deep, meaningful conversation with his new best friend the captain while Rose is trying to wake up.

[identity profile] nicachick007.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER.

Doctor: WHAT.
Rose: It wasn't very romantic. It was really more for him. And it itched. At least I didn't have to wear it long.
Doctor: LALALALALALALALALA I AM NOT LISTENING.


And the picture that accompanies this is SO PERFECT.

Doctor: All right, first Valentine's where I belong to someone.

Me too, Doctor! Me too! Yay for us and first Valentine's Days!

Thank you for this. It is the perfect PIC me up (I made a joke!) right before my first bio exam. You are wonderful and I love you. This is even better than fic. Pictures are more fun.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER.

:D

And the picture that accompanies this is SO PERFECT.

The Doctor probably likes to believe that Rose and Mickey were hand-holding friends. But the closed-finger kind of hand-holding! None of this finger threading stuff. NO.

Me too, Doctor! Me too! Yay for us and first Valentine's Days!

Awwwww!

Thank you for this. It is the perfect PIC me up (I made a joke!) right before my first bio exam. You are wonderful and I love you. This is even better than fic. Pictures are more fun.

*snickers* Thanks! I guess it was meant to be a crackspam. Fic form just wasn't coming together.

[identity profile] joyfulfeather.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
*big grin* Hee! Perfect!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
:D Glad you liked!

[identity profile] bubbles234.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
MADE MY LIFE. FOR SRS.

IT MADE VALENTINES DAY SORT OF WORTH IT.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
AWW! YAY! Thanks!

[identity profile] memento1.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeeeeeee. *adores it* I love your crackspam. His glee over the LHC is adorable, and him wanting to fly the zeppelin, and that adorable hug in the middle (did I just use "Adorable" far too much? I don't care...it is!). *happy sigh*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers* I don't think you could ever use "adorable" too many times when it comes to the Doctor and Rose. Thanks!

[identity profile] yourebrilliant.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! I don't know that it's actually possible for me to love this more. You are awesome. I worship at your D/R altar.

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[identity profile] sunnytyler001.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww!!!! They're so cute!!!
*wants more*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
:) Thanks!!

[identity profile] tarzanic.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
HEEEEE, this is BRILLIANT! :D

I ♥ YOU, MWAH!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
:D Who says we can't have new altverse adventures? PFFFT! (Thanks!)

[identity profile] elirrina.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Heehee! That's cute. When's the photo of him at the science fair from?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! :)

And that shot is from the S4 Sontaran episode. (I forget which of that 2-parter it's from though. )

[identity profile] ginamak.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I would quote back to you the perfect parts of this, but that would be EVERY LINE and it would get very long. THIS IS PERFECT AND WONDERFUL.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
:D Thanks!!

[identity profile] roxyk630.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, the "WHAT?!" Made me laugh out loud (specially with the pic) *GIGGLE*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
There are some things the Doctor would prefer never to think about. Mickey was just this bloke Rose hung around. Yeah! That's all! :D

[identity profile] larissa-j.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Doctor: WHAT.
Rose: It wasn't very romantic. It was really more for him. And it itched. At least I didn't have to wear it long.
Doctor: LALALALALALALALALA I AM NOT LISTENING.


+ the crazy hair from CiN is just about perfect.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
That hair is at a very high stage of alert, isn't it? :D

[identity profile] fiery-twilight.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
HEEE. SO. ADORABLE.

Was it an Alonso flying the Zeppelin? Because I don't think the Doctor would have minded so much if it were an Alonso. Alonso probably would have minded a great deal, though, because the Doctor would have been bouncing around the room, shouting, "Allons-y, Alonso!" over and over. XD Until Rose made a nice little comment about the bedroom, that is. ;)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
HEEE. SO. ADORABLE.

:D Thanks!

Was it an Alonso flying the Zeppelin? Because I don't think the Doctor would have minded so much if it were an Alonso. Alonso probably would have minded a great deal, though, because the Doctor would have been bouncing around the room, shouting, "Allons-y, Alonso!" over and over. XD Until Rose made a nice little comment about the bedroom, that is. ;)

BWAH!! I can totally picture that! And the whole bedroom thing is a great way to snap her fingers in front of his face, so to speak. :D

[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:D



If I had something to say, it would get lost as I attempted to type it. I am typing everything three times to avoid typos at the moment.

But I think you got the message.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
:D I got the message!

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
AWWWWWWWWWWW! I love pictures of the Doctor looking at science. :D

And the rest of it, too! *SMOOCH*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
AWWWWWWWWWWW! I love pictures of the Doctor looking at science. :D

There's so much geek joy there!

And the rest of it, too! *SMOOCH*

:D
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[identity profile] starlightmoonla.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely adore this! Great job!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! :)

[identity profile] blackcat-1.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
These are always so funny. Thank you for brightening up your flist's day!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!! Glad you liked it!

[identity profile] helygen.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
This is brilliant and hilarious and adorable =D

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! :)

[identity profile] lil-starz10.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
omg!
how could i have lived with out this squee before?
i absolultey love the
'Doctor: Rose? Why's there someone here who says he's flying the Zeppelin?
Rose: Because he's the captain.
Doctor: But... [pouts]' lines!

that is just so sweet and ....SQUEE!
:D

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers* Thanks!

Poor Doctor - he just wants to fly the blimp. And maybe wear the hat. :D

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ext_24538: (dw} 10/rose - reunited. ♥)

[identity profile] xbriyeon.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, am late but best valentine's present evarrrr. ;D

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
:D Thanks!