The Tao of Pete

[mrv3000]

Every single one of the members of a certain pairing list secretly want to do Pete. This is my only logical conclusion for the obsession.

Active members who say they hate him? They're turned on.

Lurkers who hide? They want him too.

People who haven't been there in months? Oh, they're so hot for his bod they can't even stand it.

They all may not have been consciously aware of it, but it's very, very true. I'm a member and a lurker and even I didn't realize my lust for Pete and/or the actor (what's his name) until just now.

And it has set me free.

Comments

[sarae03.livejournal.com]

Now I am even more happy that I am no longer a member of unnamed pairing list, because I didn't fit into any of those categories. ;-)

what's his name
*whispers*...it's David DeLuise.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Now I am even more happy that I am no longer a member of unnamed pairing list, because I didn't fit into any of those categories. ;-)

Well, you were at one time. So you still might be attracted to him and not realize it. ;)

*whispers*...it's David DeLuise.

Oh right! I knew it was one of those DeLuises but was *far* too lazy to go look it up. :D

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

I wuv you.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*smooooooooch*

[spikesbuffy.livejournal.com]

Who is Pete? ;)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

You may not know who he is, but you still want him. You really, really do. ;)

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

*smoooches MV, but is thinking of Pete*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

See? I *knew* it!

Oh crap! Your story! I'm supposed to be betaing!

Damn addictive neopet. Am having fun sending piles of dung to Lyta, Jojo & nanda though. *g*

[pixiesio.livejournal.com]

LOL! Dare I ask where this comes from?

I have a not so secret weakness for DeLuise boys ;)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

You mean the source of my realization? From a yahoo groups list of a large pairing of SG that has decided to turn into the Pete list. *g*

As far as Pete - he was in a S7 episode called Chimera. :)

[matt1969.livejournal.com]

Now, see this is why I left this group...

I'm trying to free myself of this obsession with him.

Crud.

My secret's out.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

You silly person! You will never be free of the lure of Pete! ;)

[chiroho.livejournal.com]

Interesting theory, but I assure you that I am in no way interested in "doing" Pete. What-so-evah!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Full-on denial. *pats*

Oh hey! It was your birthday yesterday? That's what my friends list is telling me now...even though it isn't listed in my birthdays. *g*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Did you have a good one?

[tv-elf.livejournal.com]

I'm into a Pete, but I'm into this Pete... The sexier Deluise brother.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Why couldn't they have used him? That would have been so much fun!

[samkicksass.livejournal.com]

So you weren't turned off by his stint on Gilmore Girls?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Nah. For he is PETE.

(And I don't think anything could turn me off on GG.)

[sparky-girl82.livejournal.com]

I want Pete........to go far far away......

Evil Stalkerpete..psychostalkerpete....petewhoshallnolongerbementionedinmyvocabulary pete......

There is no pete...

There is no pete...

There is no pete...

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

You want him, don't you.

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

The truth will set you free!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Amen, sista!

[evangeline1138.livejournal.com]

How about Jack/Sam/Pete? *ducks flying rotten veggies*

Seriously though, anything or anybody that amps up the S/J UST is fine by me as long as Sam and Jack wind up together at the end...in a heap...of twisted bedclothes and twined-together limbs. *g* Actually, at this point I'd probably be happy with an accepted fishing invite.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

How about Jack/Sam/Pete? *ducks flying rotten veggies*

Oooo!

Seriously though, anything or anybody that amps up the S/J UST is fine by me as long as Sam and Jack wind up together at the end...in a heap...of twisted bedclothes and twined-together limbs. *g* Actually, at this point I'd probably be happy with an accepted fishing invite.

Bwah! I think that'd be just fine with me too. :)

[audrich.livejournal.com]

On list.. *ticks*
Hidey Lurker *ticks*
Actually like the guy.. *ticks*

That's it! We marry next month! {pushes Sam out of they way} Get your own chin, sister!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

On list.. *ticks*

*pats*

Hidey Lurker *ticks*

*pats*

Actually like the guy.. *ticks*

*pats*

That's it! We marry next month! {pushes Sam out of they way} Get your own chin, sister!

I *knew* it!!