mrv3000 | (no subject)

Bah. I couldn't believe it yesterday when I saw this, and I can't believe it today.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/wiliqueen/279752.html

So. Lame. (Do they realize how many millions of fics are out there? Of course not since their heads are firmly up their asses.)

But since we've gotta some up with a whole new rating system anyway, thought I'd get started.

BF-13 - Bad Fic - 13. Contains no less than 13 fandom cliches.

SM - SMoochies. Contains smooching. Reading such content may be icky to 5-year-olds.

VS - Vile Sex. Includes the use of butter during sex. Reading such content may also be icky to 5-year-olds.

RTC - Random Tree Cutting. May offend environmentalists.

B - Bambi. Is marketed as children's reading but in fact kills off a parent.

NB - Not Betaed. Indicates fic was probably written using a Michael Rosenbaum notebook during 5th period study hall.

NAD - Not A Drabble. For the fic writers that can't quite figure out that a drabble means exactly 100 words and nothing else.

TA - Teen Angst. Contains heavy drama which may involve author's note.

H - Hobbit. May contain hobbit content.

And in a random, non-related note. Have finally kicked IE to the curb. *smooches Firefox*