Nothing new under the sun...

[mrv3000]

Under the category of "beating a dead horse" or maybe, hell I don't know, "continued insanity while beating a dead horse," The List (aka S/J Shipper Legion of Doom) is once again on a "Daniel and all his followers are evil and can't stand the hetro sex" kick. ONCE AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. It was gone for a while when He That Must Not Be Named (aka Pete) was around, but now it's back with a predictable, head-banging vengeance.

After YEARS of seeing one fandom group so frickin' obsessed with another fandom group (and from what I can tell, it's somewhat reciprocated) I have finally come to a natural conclusion: They want to sleep with each other. No no. It makes perfect sense.

S/J SHIPPERS AND DANIELITES, JUST SHAG AND GET IT OVER WITH. I'm BEGGING you.

Thank you.

Comments

[pixiesio.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* Ya know, ya may be on to something there! ;)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

It's UST, baby!!

[nandamai]

Is that even legal?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I don't care if it's legal or if they end up with mutant babies, it must be done NOW, dammit!

[astrum-presul.livejournal.com]

HahA! That's got to be it!

They really make me wish I wasn't a shipper.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Just lie back and think of England.

[celli]

*chokes*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

What the world needs now, is love, sweet love. No not just for some, but for everyone...

[littledivinity.livejournal.com]

Hee! This is when I'm glad that I dutifully kept far, far away from the fandom side of SG1 for a good year after I started watching it. Luckily I avoided wank and badfic for the most part.

So instead of being like, "OH GOD NOT AGAIN", I'm more like, "How the **** did we get from Amanda Tapping possibly being possessed by Satan to Daniel BEING Satan?"

I boggle.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Hee! This is when I'm glad that I dutifully kept far, far away from the fandom side of SG1 for a good year after I started watching it. Luckily I avoided wank and badfic for the most part.

You are SO wise!

So instead of being like, "OH GOD NOT AGAIN", I'm more like, "How the **** did we get from Amanda Tapping possibly being possessed by Satan to Daniel BEING Satan?"

Well, you see, Satan was mentioned...

I boggle.

There there.

[jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com]

...

Does that mean Amanda Tapping is posessed by Daniel?

[woodface]

Now it all starts making sense.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

It's all so simple!

[yamadara.livejournal.com]

so would that be considered ship or slash?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I think it would be a whole new category. Slip.

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

I want slipper fic!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Go forth and write!

[angst-angel.livejournal.com]

OMG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. Crazy slippers.

So Amanda Tapping is being possessed by Satan, now? *raises eyebrow*

But if you really do announce this to both lists, you have to share a link. ;)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

OMG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. Crazy slippers.

I prefer the duck variety.

So Amanda Tapping is being possessed by Satan, now? *raises eyebrow*

Well, she *did* go along with the whole Pete thing. I mean... SATAN.

But if you really do announce this to both lists, you have to share a link. ;)

Maybe someday when I'm good and drunk.

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

Heehee! It's true! They hate each other because they are exactly THE SAME. Even their badfic is THE SAME. They feel threatened because they find each other so attractive. Or because they see their own insanity. Either way. It doesn't matter which flavor of crazy you are, it's all still nutty.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

If only we could get these two nutty kids together!

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

You. Are. Brilliant.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. Oh, you mean about this...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY.

I may even cry at the wedding. Or will it be a sleazy one-night stand with bondage gear and extra lube?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Nonono. There needs to be a wedding. With 27 bridesmaids and a giant SG-1 ice sculpture. Less Teal'c, of course. Poor, poor Teal'c.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

When we throw the gazebo/jacuzzi warming party this spring, you must come!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

SWEET!!

[geneeste.livejournal.com]

Thanks to you, all the pieces in that scary little world just fell into place for me.

Maybe we can host a speed dating party for the weirdos?

I love you.

:D

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oooooo! Speed dating! I'm happy with anything that will get these people on the fast track to love!

[alliesings.livejournal.com]

This whole fandom enemies thing is insidius. My best friend is a former Danielite, and if she even recognizes the name of one of my shipper friends, it's almost always with a bad association because "she's a shipper." I keep on telling her, I'm a shipper and I'm not so bad, am I? *shakes head*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there's lots of bad blood there and it's sad. But I guess that's fandom for you.

[tarzanic.livejournal.com]

Maybe a bouquet of sex toys might help them along? Lingerie?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*makes up gift basket*