BWAH!!

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Doctor Who mini crack!fic. GREAT joke! :D

(still cackling)

BWAH!!

http://professor.livejournal.com/88355.html

Doctor Who mini crack!fic. GREAT joke! :D

(still cackling)

Mwah.

So I've been seeing these "Team TARDIS" icons lately, which made me think of SG-1 and how people would react to each other. NOT a crossover because it's not a fic, dammit.

• The Doctor - Is amused at the Stargate and decides not to tell them that they got their hands on a v.1 model which was all kinds of crap. And then is amused that he's amused.
  
  
• Rose - Is quite pissed that another bleached blond with a thing for older men is on the TARDIS. But then quickly realizes that the Doctor is in the middle of one of his "I'm so COOL" things (which could last a couple of months) and decides to try and bond with Sam...or at least get some product out of her.
  
  
• Jack O'Neill - Attempts to out-alpha the Doctor but realizes he's no match when it comes to the crazed look thing. Wanders off to find Carter and work on his look, while secretly thinking the Doctor's a goa'uld.
  
  
• Sam - "Borrows" the sonic screwdriver and has meltdown. Pries open a TARDIS panel and has another meltdown. Starts contemplating non-paradox time travel and almost has a meltdown but is too disturbed at the Colonel doing a bug-eyed thing.
  
  
• Daniel - Demands to become a Companion with the words "screw that" when asked about the SGC. Whines when the Doctor tells him "no" due to not having enough cash to spend on the weekly funerals.
  
  
• Captain Jack - Plays "rock, paper, scissors" with himself in an attempt to decide who to hit on first. Settles on Daniel and tries to tell him he's got some pull with the Companion thing.
  
  
• Teal'c - *eyebrows*

ETA: And from elismor, Ancients = Time Lords.

Mwah.

So I've been seeing these "Team TARDIS" icons lately, which made me think of SG-1 and how people would react to each other. NOT a crossover because it's not a fic, dammit.

• The Doctor - Is amused at the Stargate and decides not to tell them that they got their hands on a v.1 model which was all kinds of crap. And then is amused that he's amused.
  
  
• Rose - Is quite pissed that another bleached blond with a thing for older men is on the TARDIS. But then quickly realizes that the Doctor is in the middle of one of his "I'm so COOL" things (which could last a couple of months) and decides to try and bond with Sam...or at least get some product out of her.
  
  
• Jack O'Neill - Attempts to out-alpha the Doctor but realizes he's no match when it comes to the crazed look thing. Wanders off to find Carter and work on his look, while secretly thinking the Doctor's a goa'uld.
  
  
• Sam - "Borrows" the sonic screwdriver and has meltdown. Pries open a TARDIS panel and has another meltdown. Starts contemplating non-paradox time travel and almost has a meltdown but is too disturbed at the Colonel doing a bug-eyed thing.
  
  
• Daniel - Demands to become a Companion with the words "screw that" when asked about the SGC. Whines when the Doctor tells him "no" due to not having enough cash to spend on the weekly funerals.
  
  
• Captain Jack - Plays "rock, paper, scissors" with himself in an attempt to decide who to hit on first. Settles on Daniel and tries to tell him he's got some pull with the Companion thing.
  
  
• Teal'c - *eyebrows*

ETA: And from elismor, Ancients = Time Lords.

SG-1

Well, holy crap.

( Spoilers for S10 of SG-1 )

SG-1

Well, holy crap.

( Spoilers for S10 of SG-1 )