*snickers*

So I have a weakness for frat-boy humor. *Sometimes.* The Venture Bros. falls into that category with me. Oh, it amuses me so.

Last night The Monarch was talking about meeting a girl on the internet.

"I met her on the LiveJournal. Yes, I've been blogging. She said I was 'teh sex.'"

Yeah, when he pronounced 'teh' I cracked up to no end.

"Come on, Monarch, how old was she?"

"Will you look at me? I'm in a fucking evil butterfly costume! What age group do you think is going to be attracted to me!?"

*snickers*

So I have a weakness for frat-boy humor. *Sometimes.* The Venture Bros. falls into that category with me. Oh, it amuses me so.

Last night The Monarch was talking about meeting a girl on the internet.

"I met her on the LiveJournal. Yes, I've been blogging. She said I was 'teh sex.'"

Yeah, when he pronounced 'teh' I cracked up to no end.

"Come on, Monarch, how old was she?"

"Will you look at me? I'm in a fucking evil butterfly costume! What age group do you think is going to be attracted to me!?"

(no subject)

Just shoot me. Please? Ugh. (Work.)

*kicks fic*

Yes, everything is pretty well plotted but I need some filler for the AU!Nine and Rose story (aka, the B Plot). Only thing is, Rose has *no* desire to work on her issues and all either of them wants to do is go to a pub and drink.

*KICKS THEM*

Okay, FINE.

*sends them to Acapulco, 1961*

But you are SO talking about issues while doing shots. And don't think you're having any drunken sex either!

(no subject)

Just shoot me. Please? Ugh. (Work.)

*kicks fic*

Yes, everything is pretty well plotted but I need some filler for the AU!Nine and Rose story (aka, the B Plot). Only thing is, Rose has *no* desire to work on her issues and all either of them wants to do is go to a pub and drink.

*KICKS THEM*

Okay, FINE.

*sends them to Acapulco, 1961*

But you are SO talking about issues while doing shots. And don't think you're having any drunken sex either!