Sherlock fics?

So I'm sort of craving some Sherlock fic, which I'm sure will be temporary. (Much like a few flings with shows like Ugly Betty and so on.) And I was wondering if there were any fics people could recommend.

I'd prefer fics that are most like the show. When it comes down to it, I think I'm craving more show really, rather than something the show isn't giving us.

So epic bromance while solving a mystery would be fab. And because I know how fandom for any show is, I wouldn't be a fan of a schmoopy romance fic where Sherlock inexplicably serenades John and then they go skipping off through the park or something. And don't even talk to me about babies, ass or otherwise. (Sherlock should never ever ever be in charge of a child. Ever. Seriously. It's not romantic, it's insane.) And no vampires.