Fic Recs!

A couple of fics for y'all!

Five Times the Tylers Were on a Celebrity Special of a Shitty Reality Show by shinyopals
(Doctor Who | TenII/Rose | All Ages)

"How was spending the evening with your daughter and her partner, then?"

"Well," said Jackie, "if we were scoring for predictability they'd get ten out of ten. Setting the kitchen on fire? How original, Doctor. It's only the fourth time I've seen you do that. And this was such a nice, great big fire, too. Well done there."

"What about you, Pete?"

Pete had his head in his hands. "Just... whatever Jackie says."

If-Then by lielabell
(Sherlock | Sherlock/John | Mature)

Time to start phase one: conversation.

try:
c = conversation("Banal comment about the weather")
except: # could cause error
"Unable to maintain conversation"
except: # reason for error
"Lack of interest in subject"
else: # executed if no exceptions are raised
"Conversation write completed successfully"
if c:
c.close()

"Pleasant evening, isn’t it?"