Tumblr mocking time!

I do like to look at tumblr sometimes for the pics and gifs, however the culture on it is a bit...weird.

BUT! I've learned that in order to be anybody, I really need a FAQ for my journal. Here's what I've come up with so far. Need more questions!

Q: Why is your journal so awesome?
A: Shut up! It's totally not, even though I get asked that ALL THE TIME.

Q: Can I comment on your journal?
A: Of course! Just be sure to compliment me somewhere in your comment. And no Mystrade icons.

Q: Am I allowed to use tags how I want on my own journal?
A: Absolutely not. These tags show up on my flist therefore you must run approvals past me first.

Q: I've heard your journal is a great place to talk about vampires.
A: WHAT? NO.

Q: How about if the vampire includes soulbonding Sherlock slash?
A: ...

Q: ?????