I haven't even seen The Avengers, but I'm chortling at this.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19841_if-avengers-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_19841_if-avengers-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html
"Well, now that someone has died due to our egomania and tardiness, I feel like we can finally call ourselves the Avengers and validate our namesake. Teamwork!"