Yapping about the family.

My brother and his family are out right now for a late Christmas, and my 4-year-old and 2-year-old nephew and niece are oddly hilarious.

• One of their favorite things is to look at people's travel photos. "Let's go look at grandpa and grandma's Alaskan cruise!"
  
  
• The 4-year-old can read and write, but is sneaky about it. He much prefers other people to read and write stuff out for him, but will do it when people aren't paying attention.
  
  
• 2-year-old: She took a bite out of a cucumber. "It's like the moon! That's a simile." (Not "smile", simile.)
  
  
• The 2-year-old is well on her way to becoming Legally Blonde. She's smart as anything, but everything needs to be PINK, and SPARKLES, and FLUFFY.
  
  
• The're highly indifferent to the existence of other children. XD
  
  
• The SIL is pregnant and the kids have already named it Rhinoceros Snow. And it's a Big Frickin Deal that this is the baby's name.