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HOLY CRAP, WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HOOK? IT'S BECAUSE OF THE GUYLINER, ISN'T IT? I KNEW IT, AND I HATE YOU FOR IT.

NO, HOOK IS NOT "GOOD DEEP DOWN." SHOW ME ONE DAMN THING THAT WOULD INDICATE THAT. BEING IN LOVE DOESN'T COUNT - EVIL PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE. TRY AGAIN.

IT'S THE DAMN GOATEE, PIRATE OUTFIT, EYELINER AND PENSIVE STARE, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE READY TO SHIP HIM WITH EVERYONE, INCLUDING YOURSELF, JUST BECAUSE YOU FIND HIM TO BE EYE CANDY. YOU'RE ALREADY WOOBIE-ING HIM, SIMPLY BECAUSE HE'S GOT A DICK AND A SMOULDER.

AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

That's it. Clearly I must hate this character will all my being, where before I simply found him uninteresting. So be it.

/hissy fit

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It the romance novel thing. It teaches us that the douche is just a douche until the right girl comes along ~~and let's us pretend it's actually us.~~

Of course I could go into some rambling speech about how women want strong males to give us strong children and protect us from predators, becasue our brains are primitive and guys like Hook allow us to tap into that primitive brain but....well I just did.

I can't say I like Hook too much, but I think that mostly comes from the fact that I'm pretty sure he's going to try to kill Belle.

EDIT: This was completely my problem with the Loki lovers. xD

Ha! They're nothing compared to Voldemort fangirls. They're smaller than Loki lovers but they're twice as crazed. At least Hook and Loki are pretty to look at.

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ROFL.

Can I love Hook? I don't think he is AT ALL good. He was evil before and he is more evil now. I like my evil like I like my men: evil. :)

But I haven't managed to see the woobifying yet...

I am having Snape flashbacks.

Ha, I like him but as a villain. See also: my feelings about Loki. I don't know why people feel the need to woobiefy the villains they love. Is it so hard to love a character while still going, "yup, totally generally someone who does bad things"? I promise you, fandom, it is not that hard.

Thank you. You said it all. :)

But what if I love him yes, because he's a pirate and I have a thing for pirates, and because I find him super beautiful and Irish and I love the name Killian, but what if I love him BECAUSE he is evil? Even villains need a little love right? I don't really think he is good underneath, he is all powered by REVENGE and he is working with Cora so that can't be good, but I still kinda think he is the sexiest man in the show.

I feel like this would be one of those who do you f***, marry, and push off a cliff, where I'd totally do the first to Hook, marry Charming (duh) (or Graham if he's still an option) and then... Push Belle's dad off the cliff? Because what a dick move that was. (Which made me sad because animated film Maurice was always such a sweetheart!)

The end.

AGREED. I have no love for him. (Plus, he wants to skin half of my OTP. Bloody ~~Bolton~~ pirate!)

I don't watch...I was planning on watching the Hook episode because...well, Peter Pan is one of my favorite stories and...

Yeah.

Yeah, Hook is intensely smoking hot.

But...but no. No on him being A Good Person Deep Down because he's pretty. That's stupid.

Just sayin. *shrugs*

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I feel that it's too soon for all of this. How can this guy have fangirls already?

Oh geez. Look, I will be the first thing to admit that I have a thing for the guyliner and the leather, but just no. He's a bad guy who's willingly working with Cora, for pity's sake. Just no. I can enjoy watching him without woobie-ing him. (Let me tell you about my Loki issues!)

Hook is PRETTY. And Evil. Eyecandy, yes. Woobie, no.

I am unimpressed by Killian Jones, and I approve of this message.

woobyfying is annoying, but if I might stand for Loki's Army for a bit, a lot of us like him because he's evil and an asshole. and he does what he wants.

Anyone who's seen buffy should know better than to de-fang.

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