mrv3000 | (no subject)

HOLY CRAP, WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HOOK? IT'S BECAUSE OF THE GUYLINER, ISN'T IT? I KNEW IT, AND I HATE YOU FOR IT.

NO, HOOK IS NOT "GOOD DEEP DOWN." SHOW ME ONE DAMN THING THAT WOULD INDICATE THAT. BEING IN LOVE DOESN'T COUNT - EVIL PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE. TRY AGAIN.

IT'S THE DAMN GOATEE, PIRATE OUTFIT, EYELINER AND PENSIVE STARE, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE READY TO SHIP HIM WITH EVERYONE, INCLUDING YOURSELF, JUST BECAUSE YOU FIND HIM TO BE EYE CANDY. YOU'RE ALREADY WOOBIE-ING HIM, SIMPLY BECAUSE HE'S GOT A DICK AND A SMOULDER.

AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

That's it. Clearly I must hate this character will all my being, where before I simply found him uninteresting. So be it.

/hissy fit