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HOLY CRAP, WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HOOK? IT'S BECAUSE OF THE GUYLINER, ISN'T IT? I KNEW IT, AND I HATE YOU FOR IT.
NO, HOOK IS NOT "GOOD DEEP DOWN." SHOW ME ONE DAMN THING THAT WOULD INDICATE THAT. BEING IN LOVE DOESN'T COUNT - EVIL PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE. TRY AGAIN.
IT'S THE DAMN GOATEE, PIRATE OUTFIT, EYELINER AND PENSIVE STARE, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE READY TO SHIP HIM WITH EVERYONE, INCLUDING YOURSELF, JUST BECAUSE YOU FIND HIM TO BE EYE CANDY. YOU'RE ALREADY WOOBIE-ING HIM, SIMPLY BECAUSE HE'S GOT A DICK AND A SMOULDER.
AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
That's it. Clearly I must hate this character will all my being, where before I simply found him uninteresting. So be it.
/hissy fit
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and let's us pretend it's actually us.Of course I could go into some rambling speech about how women want strong males to give us strong children and protect us from predators, becasue our brains are primitive and guys like Hook allow us to tap into that primitive brain but....well I just did.
I can't say I like Hook too much, but I think that mostly comes from the fact that I'm pretty sure he's going to try to kill Belle.
EDIT: This was completely my problem with the Loki lovers. xD
Ha! They're nothing compared to Voldemort fangirls. They're smaller than Loki lovers but they're twice as crazed. At least Hook and Loki are pretty to look at.
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And there are Voldemort fangirls?? I've heard of Snape fangirls, but not Voldemort!
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But I haven't managed to see the woobifying yet...
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It's like, you know, Draco. I love him. He's a terrible person in so many ways, but I love him because he tries so hard. Generally fails miserably but there you go. I mean, he's not as bad as he could be but you don't hand out gold stars for 'not being a murderer'.
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But yeah, I can see the evil-but-not thing with the Master, especially after we found out that the Time Lords intentionally twisted his mind. He didn't stand a chance.
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I find Hook rather boring. I like Rumple. and Regina. they're wonderful villains! I like villains!
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I feel like this would be one of those who do you f***, marry, and push off a cliff, where I'd totally do the first to Hook, marry Charming (duh) (or Graham if he's still an option) and then... Push Belle's dad off the cliff? Because what a dick move that was. (Which made me sad because animated film Maurice was always such a sweetheart!)
The end.
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Young!Regina was nice and in love and saved Snow and just wanted to be free from her mom, and Human!Rumpel deeply cared for his son and was just desperate (enough to be manipulated by Zozo)...
I don't see any good in Killian Jones. Pre or post-Milah.
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Yeah.
Yeah, Hook is intensely smoking hot.
But...but no. No on him being A Good Person Deep Down because he's pretty. That's stupid.
Just sayin. *shrugs*
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Anyone who's seen buffy should know better than to de-fang.
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