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HOLY CRAP, WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HOOK? IT'S BECAUSE OF THE GUYLINER, ISN'T IT? I KNEW IT, AND I HATE YOU FOR IT.

NO, HOOK IS NOT "GOOD DEEP DOWN." SHOW ME ONE DAMN THING THAT WOULD INDICATE THAT. BEING IN LOVE DOESN'T COUNT - EVIL PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE. TRY AGAIN.

IT'S THE DAMN GOATEE, PIRATE OUTFIT, EYELINER AND PENSIVE STARE, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE READY TO SHIP HIM WITH EVERYONE, INCLUDING YOURSELF, JUST BECAUSE YOU FIND HIM TO BE EYE CANDY. YOU'RE ALREADY WOOBIE-ING HIM, SIMPLY BECAUSE HE'S GOT A DICK AND A SMOULDER.

AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

That's it. Clearly I must hate this character will all my being, where before I simply found him uninteresting. So be it.

/hissy fit
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[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
XD XD
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[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, I hope the Hook fangirls don't reach Loki levels!

[identity profile] bittybye2000.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It the romance novel thing. It teaches us that the douche is just a douche until the right girl comes along and let's us pretend it's actually us.


Of course I could go into some rambling speech about how women want strong males to give us strong children and protect us from predators, becasue our brains are primitive and guys like Hook allow us to tap into that primitive brain but....well I just did.

I can't say I like Hook too much, but I think that mostly comes from the fact that I'm pretty sure he's going to try to kill Belle.

EDIT: This was completely my problem with the Loki lovers. xD

Ha! They're nothing compared to Voldemort fangirls. They're smaller than Loki lovers but they're twice as crazed. At least Hook and Loki are pretty to look at.
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[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure Hook would feed us to predators. XD

And there are Voldemort fangirls?? I've heard of Snape fangirls, but not Voldemort!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
GRAWR!!!!!

[identity profile] chloris.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I love Hook? I don't think he is AT ALL good. He was evil before and he is more evil now. I like my evil like I like my men: evil. :)

But I haven't managed to see the woobifying yet...

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You're sensible, so you're allowed. :D

[identity profile] krabapple.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I am having Snape flashbacks.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Hard-core Snape fans crack me up. Talk about the example to point to when needing a definition of "woobie." :D
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[identity profile] butterfly.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, I like him but as a villain. See also: my feelings about Loki. I don't know why people feel the need to woobiefy the villains they love. Is it so hard to love a character while still going, "yup, totally generally someone who does bad things"? I promise you, fandom, it is not that hard.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*nods* There's really no need to find him really really good deep down, if only I could change him!
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[identity profile] butterfly.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and it's weird to me because... idk, if you're fantasizing about completely changing the character, do you really love the character?

It's like, you know, Draco. I love him. He's a terrible person in so many ways, but I love him because he tries so hard. Generally fails miserably but there you go. I mean, he's not as bad as he could be but you don't hand out gold stars for 'not being a murderer'.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, what's that award again? The Not Being as Big of a Dick as I Could Be Award. That gets handed out FAR too much by people. But he only murdered a little! :D
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[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
LOLOLOLOL.

But yeah, I can see the evil-but-not thing with the Master, especially after we found out that the Time Lords intentionally twisted his mind. He didn't stand a chance.

[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
This! If you're going to love the villain, love the villain! He's bad! He does bad things because he likes doing bad things. That's how I felt about Sylar way back in the early days of Heroes. And it's why I'm not as keen on Regina this season--I rather liked Evil Queen/Evil Mayor Regina. I liked knowing she was going to do the wrong/evil thing.

[identity profile] okelay.livejournal.com 2012-10-26 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
ugh, I hate the woobyfying. I love Loki, and I have so many feels about him but yes, he is an evil and a asshole. so is theon. so is cersei.

I find Hook rather boring. I like Rumple. and Regina. they're wonderful villains! I like villains!

[identity profile] mornea.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. You said it all. :)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I just added "Hook" to Tumblr Savior. I'm feeling calmer already. :D

[identity profile] nicachick007.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
But what if I love him yes, because he's a pirate and I have a thing for pirates, and because I find him super beautiful and Irish and I love the name Killian, but what if I love him BECAUSE he is evil? Even villains need a little love right? I don't really think he is good underneath, he is all powered by REVENGE and he is working with Cora so that can't be good, but I still kinda think he is the sexiest man in the show.

I feel like this would be one of those who do you f***, marry, and push off a cliff, where I'd totally do the first to Hook, marry Charming (duh) (or Graham if he's still an option) and then... Push Belle's dad off the cliff? Because what a dick move that was. (Which made me sad because animated film Maurice was always such a sweetheart!)

The end.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
JUST DON'T START TALKING ABOUT HOW NO ONE TREATS HIM WELL AND HE'S SO MISUNDERSTOOD.

[identity profile] nicachick007.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ummm are people soon that? He's a villain! He's not exactly supposed to be treated well, since he doesn't treat others well either. Haven't these people heard of the golden rule? If he's a devil, a black sheep, a really bad egg, drink up me hearties yo ho, then he only deserves what he gets. But as long as he stays hot while he does it, I'm gonna be all over that. ;)

[identity profile] sunnytyler001.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
AGREED. I have no love for him. (Plus, he wants to skin half of my OTP. Bloody Bolton pirate!)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Teaming him up with Cora really should demonstrate how he's on the side of bad, right?

[identity profile] sunnytyler001.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
And he was NOT a good man, even before Rumple. He was already a pirate and a bully ... Losing Milha and his hand just gave him a purpose and a worst nemesis.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
YUP! Just look how he talked to a random guy who happened to bump into him. He's NOT "good deep down." He's a douche.

[identity profile] sunnytyler001.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
SO TRUE.
Young!Regina was nice and in love and saved Snow and just wanted to be free from her mom, and Human!Rumpel deeply cared for his son and was just desperate (enough to be manipulated by Zozo)...
I don't see any good in Killian Jones. Pre or post-Milah.

[identity profile] leighleighla.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't watch...I was planning on watching the Hook episode because...well, Peter Pan is one of my favorite stories and...

Yeah.

Yeah, Hook is intensely smoking hot.

But...but no. No on him being A Good Person Deep Down because he's pretty. That's stupid.

Just sayin. *shrugs*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
:D At least you won't be going down the woobie path!
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[identity profile] queenrikki-hp.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel that it's too soon for all of this. How can this guy have fangirls already?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Where there are hot men, there will be fangirls. :D

[identity profile] okelay.livejournal.com 2012-10-26 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
there's been fangirls since his first promo.
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[identity profile] beck-liz.livejournal.com 2012-10-24 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh geez. Look, I will be the first thing to admit that I have a thing for the guyliner and the leather, but just no. He's a bad guy who's willingly working with Cora, for pity's sake. Just no. I can enjoy watching him without woobie-ing him. (Let me tell you about my Loki issues!)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-24 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly! It's not as if he's being tricked into things like other characters have been!
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[identity profile] holdouttrout.livejournal.com 2012-10-24 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hook is PRETTY. And Evil. Eyecandy, yes. Woobie, no.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-24 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
*nods* As long as the two stay separate, I'm good.
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[identity profile] wiliqueen.livejournal.com 2012-10-25 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I am unimpressed by Killian Jones, and I approve of this message.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-25 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
He's just...eh. Captain Hook should be charismatic! Where charismatic =/= eyeliner.

[identity profile] okelay.livejournal.com 2012-10-26 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
woobyfying is annoying, but if I might stand for Loki's Army for a bit, a lot of us like him because he's evil and an asshole. and he does what he wants.

Anyone who's seen buffy should know better than to de-fang.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2012-10-26 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I kind of love the term "de-fang." :D