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Dear Microsoft:

Please smooch my butt. I feel I am entitled to a butt smooching considering the accumulated wasted hours spent staring at my monitor in disbelief as the Rules of Word Logic (a complete mystery to the average human but rumored to have once been understood by the ancient, and unfortunately extinct, underwater fish people (not to be confused with the land fish people)) take over my mail merge document and turn it into a pile of virtual poo. This wouldn't be so terribly bad as the mail merge document has merely reverted to its purest form, but it's the electronic laughter that offends. Must it be so loud?

Source of Income #8,400,607,

Michelle

(no subject)

Dear Microsoft:

Please smooch my butt. I feel I am entitled to a butt smooching considering the accumulated wasted hours spent staring at my monitor in disbelief as the Rules of Word Logic (a complete mystery to the average human but rumored to have once been understood by the ancient, and unfortunately extinct, underwater fish people (not to be confused with the land fish people)) take over my mail merge document and turn it into a pile of virtual poo. This wouldn't be so terribly bad as the mail merge document has merely reverted to its purest form, but it's the electronic laughter that offends. Must it be so loud?

Source of Income #8,400,607,

Michelle