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Feb. 5th, 2007
Helpful Advice
Feb. 5th, 2007 02:14 pmIn watching Classic episodes of Doctor Who, I'm realizing that there's a lack of common sense out in the universe. I'd be willing to hire myself out in a consultant capacity. Some freebie helpful advice:
The Sontarans: Yeah, you've got *one* weak spot on your body. Might want to think about a cup or something.
The Daleks: Just poison planets' atmospheres and you're done. You wouldn't even need to land.
Omega: You can create *anything* and you created blobs? In a dreary sort of place? Remember, happiness is a state of mind. Try creating the margarita or a slip-and-slide.
The Master: Oh, honey. You really need a hobby that does not involve the Doctor. And to adopt the mantra of "keep it simple" for your plans of universe domination.
The Time Lords: Quit being dicks.
The Sontarans: Yeah, you've got *one* weak spot on your body. Might want to think about a cup or something.
The Daleks: Just poison planets' atmospheres and you're done. You wouldn't even need to land.
Omega: You can create *anything* and you created blobs? In a dreary sort of place? Remember, happiness is a state of mind. Try creating the margarita or a slip-and-slide.
The Master: Oh, honey. You really need a hobby that does not involve the Doctor. And to adopt the mantra of "keep it simple" for your plans of universe domination.
The Time Lords: Quit being dicks.
Helpful Advice
Feb. 5th, 2007 02:14 pmIn watching Classic episodes of Doctor Who, I'm realizing that there's a lack of common sense out in the universe. I'd be willing to hire myself out in a consultant capacity. Some freebie helpful advice:
The Sontarans: Yeah, you've got *one* weak spot on your body. Might want to think about a cup or something.
The Daleks: Just poison planets' atmospheres and you're done. You wouldn't even need to land.
Omega: You can create *anything* and you created blobs? In a dreary sort of place? Remember, happiness is a state of mind. Try creating the margarita or a slip-and-slide.
The Master: Oh, honey. You really need a hobby that does not involve the Doctor. And to adopt the mantra of "keep it simple" for your plans of universe domination.
The Time Lords: Quit being dicks.
The Sontarans: Yeah, you've got *one* weak spot on your body. Might want to think about a cup or something.
The Daleks: Just poison planets' atmospheres and you're done. You wouldn't even need to land.
Omega: You can create *anything* and you created blobs? In a dreary sort of place? Remember, happiness is a state of mind. Try creating the margarita or a slip-and-slide.
The Master: Oh, honey. You really need a hobby that does not involve the Doctor. And to adopt the mantra of "keep it simple" for your plans of universe domination.
The Time Lords: Quit being dicks.
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Feb. 5th, 2007 05:16 pmYou know what LJ needs? A notice for when you're unfriended. Not just when you've been friended. Perhaps one with a pic of Frank the goat giving the finger? Not that I've been unfriended or unfriended anyone, I just like to keep things neat and it oddly pleases me to have the same number of "Friends" as "Friend of." (Also, I swear this incessant Who posting is gonna drive people away sooner or later. And then there will be a number imbalance!)
They could have that instead of "Notify me when...One of my friends uploads a new userpic." That's a bit nuts. I just don't need to know every time someone uploads a new "I LOVE SOCKS OMG!!!11!!!" icon. I'm sure I'll see it in time.
They could have that instead of "Notify me when...One of my friends uploads a new userpic." That's a bit nuts. I just don't need to know every time someone uploads a new "I LOVE SOCKS OMG!!!11!!!" icon. I'm sure I'll see it in time.
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Feb. 5th, 2007 05:16 pmYou know what LJ needs? A notice for when you're unfriended. Not just when you've been friended. Perhaps one with a pic of Frank the goat giving the finger? Not that I've been unfriended or unfriended anyone, I just like to keep things neat and it oddly pleases me to have the same number of "Friends" as "Friend of." (Also, I swear this incessant Who posting is gonna drive people away sooner or later. And then there will be a number imbalance!)
They could have that instead of "Notify me when...One of my friends uploads a new userpic." That's a bit nuts. I just don't need to know every time someone uploads a new "I LOVE SOCKS OMG!!!11!!!" icon. I'm sure I'll see it in time.
They could have that instead of "Notify me when...One of my friends uploads a new userpic." That's a bit nuts. I just don't need to know every time someone uploads a new "I LOVE SOCKS OMG!!!11!!!" icon. I'm sure I'll see it in time.