Interesting. No, wait. What's that other thing? Tedious.

Website stats used to amuse me so. I'd get the strangest search strings, like "stargate sg-1 janet spanking" or "giggle dog lick" or "kiss my hamster goodnight" or "monkey restraint tape arms behind." Things have died down since my SG-1 writing days - an average 300 people a day vs an average of 10 a day, so I don't pay attention to stats as much anymore. But I'm a bit bored this morning and so I checked it out. Got sort of a fun one from ask.com:

samantha carter's cleavage

As this is ask.com, please state that in the form of a question... I'm guessing they were disappointed to get to a fic instead of pictures. *pats the 14-year-old boy*

In other news, I'm in kind of a funk over DW's S3 at the moment. To get me out of it, feel free to spam me with cool/fun S3 moments that you've seen. Like...( pic from S&J )

Interesting. No, wait. What's that other thing? Tedious.

Website stats used to amuse me so. I'd get the strangest search strings, like "stargate sg-1 janet spanking" or "giggle dog lick" or "kiss my hamster goodnight" or "monkey restraint tape arms behind." Things have died down since my SG-1 writing days - an average 300 people a day vs an average of 10 a day, so I don't pay attention to stats as much anymore. But I'm a bit bored this morning and so I checked it out. Got sort of a fun one from ask.com:

samantha carter's cleavage

As this is ask.com, please state that in the form of a question... I'm guessing they were disappointed to get to a fic instead of pictures. *pats the 14-year-old boy*

In other news, I'm in kind of a funk over DW's S3 at the moment. To get me out of it, feel free to spam me with cool/fun S3 moments that you've seen. Like...( pic from S&J )

"Attaboy, Luther!"

Every Sunday afternoon when I was growing up, there was the Family Film Festival on KTLA at 2 p.m. And every Sunday afternoon I watched an old musical or comedy or mystery or what have you. I was just looking through Netflix's online viewing selection, which is a lot of old stuff. But there, at the end of the family section, was something I hadn't seen in YEARS.

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken

Yes, I had to hide behind the couch for the self-playing organ with blood on it part back then! And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna grab some ice cream and watch Don Knotts freak out in a haunted house.

P.S. How could you not love a couple named Luther and Alma?

ETA: I just jumped. :D I swear I'm 7 years old again when I'm watching this. I can't stop grinning.

"Attaboy, Luther!"

Every Sunday afternoon when I was growing up, there was the Family Film Festival on KTLA at 2 p.m. And every Sunday afternoon I watched an old musical or comedy or mystery or what have you. I was just looking through Netflix's online viewing selection, which is a lot of old stuff. But there, at the end of the family section, was something I hadn't seen in YEARS.

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken

Yes, I had to hide behind the couch for the self-playing organ with blood on it part back then! And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna grab some ice cream and watch Don Knotts freak out in a haunted house.

P.S. How could you not love a couple named Luther and Alma?

ETA: I just jumped. :D I swear I'm 7 years old again when I'm watching this. I can't stop grinning.

"Ooh. 'Big Pink.'"

HA!! They pinkened the TARDIS??



Goddammit, I am totally getting my duck room.

"Ooh. 'Big Pink.'"

HA!! They pinkened the TARDIS??



Goddammit, I am totally getting my duck room.