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• I'm subscribed to way too many WIPs on AO3. Well, that's not the problem. The problem is that many of them have summaries that sound pretty much the same, and I can never remember which story this is. If I was able to customize the world, I'd get summaries like "the one where John falls in the mud and pets a hamster" or "the one where Sherlock puts his feet on John's face and it was funny."
  
  
• Speaking of, I'm curious about fandom's insistence that John luuuuuuurves Bond movies. Did he mention it once on the show? (I can't recall.) Or is it just that it's British and manly and so he obviously loves it? I swear every other fic talks about John's love of Bond.
  
  
• I'm now wondering what would happen if you threw the Doctor into the Hunger Games. I'm guessing he'd stand up on the cornucopia and give a speech. However he'd burn through a few regenerations as people repeatedly speared him. (It really is a wonder that the Doctor doesn't get at least hurt more often.)
  
  
• And since I did this on tumblr, go ahead and ask me anything about my OTPs.
  
  
• ETA: Ugh. I still loathe essays on AO3. If you feel the need to blather, get a blog!